The Legend of Toothy Tile

[WickedHo]

WickedHo, that picture of Jared and Scarlett always just KILLS me!

Me, too! And I wanna know who he was talking to! I wonder at what point Scarlett became aware her man was otherwise distracted, heh heh...

[muchlove]

Someone on Oh No They Didn't! made a list just like this, but it includes all the "Dear Ted"s with, I guess, the people it ain't. So here are the people that other's guessed and who Ted said it isn't:

Tobey Maguire
Keanu Reeves
Jamie Foxx
Orlando Bloom
Ben Affleck (Ted says: "very close to the real semi-randy one--just think better hair (all his own) and a tad less brawn.")
Mark Wahlberg
Leonardo DiCaprio
Matt Damon (Ted says: "very close.... Deliciously so.")
Michael Vartan (Ted says: "Think less established and far less sure of himself.")
Vin Diesel
Elijah Wood
Will Smith
Val Kilmer
Justin Timberlake
Tom Cruise (Ted says: "much more of an up-and-comer in the movie-idol biz.")
Hayden Christensen (Ted says: "H.C. is not the correct homo rising star. But... I must tell you, you are by far the closest gay snoop to date") (!)
James Franco
Christian Bale (Ted says: "Too manly. Much.")
Jared Leto (Ted says: "a great (and close) guess")
Julian McMahon
Ben McKenzie
Josh Lucas
Josh Duhamel
Adam Brody (Ted says no, but "right age and looks")
Ryan Cabrera (guesser is from Orange County, and Ted says: "you're... directly below, geographically speaking, where Mr. T.T. was born and now resides.")
Clay Aiken
Topher Grace
Sean William Scott
Johnny Depp
Johnny Knoxville
Seth Green
Brandon Davis
Josh Hartnett
Joaquin Phoenix
Scott Speedman
Rob Thomas


I wonder what he means when he says a guess is "close"? Gotta love that hint about Hayden Christensen, though.

[SVZ]

so he LOOKs like adam brody? dark curly hair hmm...

[choozen1ne]

Casey Affleck ? Ben's younger brother , he has dark curly hair , I just don't see anyone careing about him

[SVZ]

that would SUCK if it was some stupid like Q list celeb.

[choozen1ne]

It has to be some d list semi star , look at all the stars that are not him ,we are running out of people it could be

[muchlove]

Well he keeps saying things about the guy's star rising and being an up-and-comer. So I assume it's someone newer or someone just getting popular.

[SVZ]

jesse mccartney?

[muchlove]

What about the Matt Damon one.... "deliciously close"? Arrrgh!

[SVZ]

that cooking guy? oliver twist? lol no

[dexter7]

Ryan Cabrera (guesser is from Orange County, and Ted says: "you're... directly below, geographically speaking, where Mr. T.T. was born and now resides.")

well, i looked up where jake was born and raised and it is los angeles. i'm assuming that orange county is south of la?


i also came across this interesting tidbit about his life

Before success as an actor, Jake Gyllenhaal worked as a lifeguard. He never had any life-saving incidents, but did perform one lesser rescue. A swimmer had been stung on the leg by a jellyfish, and Gyllenhaal helped relieve the pain of the stings -- by urinating on the swimmer's leg.

[WickedHo]

MuchLove:

YOU ROCK!!!

That was an awesome compilation! Thanks! Now I'm sure it's not Jake Gyllenhaal: Toothy Tile is skinny like/as old as Adrien Brody. I'm proud to know my Jared Leto guess was a close one! But the fact that Ted said Matt Damon was also a close guess totally throws me for a loop!

And so it continues...

[dexter7]

wicked ho, why are you sure that it is not jake now? that seems to be one of the only celebrities ted hasn't denied.

[WickedHo]

^^ To me, Adrien Brody and Jake Gyllenhaal look nothing alike. And I think
Brody is older by at least 5 years. I could be wrong. I'll havta run & check...

[WickedHo]

Adrien Brody


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