The Legend of Toothy Tile - Page 14

LynnieD · September 29th, 2006, 04:00 PM

Goose, this is from Lainey's list of reasons why she thinks its NOT Jake, she talks about Oscar night.

2. Oscar night. Toothy was first introduced to the smutloving public on Oscar night, holding hands with his boyfriend in West Hollywood while the rest of the industry was kissing everyone else's ass at the Kodak. But Jake was a presenter that evening at the invitation of the Academy. And I don't care how fabulous you think he is - no one can be in 2 places at the same time

I have been trying to find where it actually says this, and all I can find is a reference of the Oscars, not that he was actually there. Hmmmm

AliceInWonderland · September 29th, 2006, 04:13 PM

^ um yes you can be in two places at once! The oscars are held only 2 or 3 major blvd's away from WeHo; its a simple car ride. If lainey lived in l.a. she would kno that; anyhow i kno its jake; i even posted it on Imdb.com

LynnieD · September 29th, 2006, 04:16 PM

And hell, he could have presented at the Oscars and left---and hung out w/his bf (Austin) in the parking garage....ew.

DitaPage* · September 29th, 2006, 04:30 PM

I think its Jake too, and that Austin guy is definetly his boyfriend. My mum doesn't even know anything about this, but she was looking at magazine pictures of Jake, this austin guy and jakes dogs, and shes like, 'he's gay'.

AliceInWonderland · September 29th, 2006, 04:50 PM

^ yeah i know

sadly he is gay its so obvious....*sulks off* i want his babies so bad though it just ain't fair!

LynnieD · September 30th, 2006, 07:24 AM

He is fine....and if he's gay, that's cool. No one would hate on him for it. At least MOST people wouldn't. I just feel bad he's conflicted about it....

A*O · September 30th, 2006, 08:14 AM

Jeeesus H - This thread was started in November 2005. Are we STILL debating who Toothy Tile is? [Jake of course]. Or have I missed something during the last 10 months.

WickedHo · September 30th, 2006, 01:28 PM

TOOTHY TILE IS NOT "GAY." At least, in the beginning, Ted C. says TT's bisexual. So, rest assured it, Alice, that even if Jakeypoo is Herr Toothster, you can still have some dirtynasty fun with him.

I dunno about that last update, though. It's just too obvious! Or was that the point?

AliceInWonderland · September 30th, 2006, 02:57 PM

^^^^^^^^^^

omg thank u for telling me that; i still have hope to mother his children!

WickedHo · September 30th, 2006, 03:28 PM

Hehheh... I aim to please, my dear Alice...

LynnieD · September 30th, 2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A*O

Jeeesus H - This thread was started in November 2005. Are we STILL debating who Toothy Tile is? [Jake of course]. Or have I missed something during the last 10 months.

You've missed about 10 months of 'well, maybe it's Jake, but it could be so and so.' or 'how about ____? Has he been guessed yet?'...etc, etc. A whole lotta nothing.

WickedHo · September 30th, 2006, 05:27 PM

Most recently I thought it could be Channing Tatum. But I was just pulling that name outta my ass.

DitaPage* · September 30th, 2006, 08:12 PM

Yeah, i think Jake G is BISEXUAL. But now they can say a person is 80% gay, 20% straight, or 80% straight, 20% gay, etc. Thats how some people are describing their sexuality now.

**Tati** · September 30th, 2006, 09:33 PM

I think one thing that threw some of us off was the comment about Toothy having "better highlights" than someone? Jake doesn't fit that very well. Also, I think Ted called Toothy less established than Michael Vartan? Would that really be the case with Jake? I'm still leaning towards Jake myself, but I can't be sure, dammit!

DitaPage* · October 1st, 2006, 06:15 AM

Yeah, the highlights thing completely threw me off track.