The Legend of Toothy Tile

[WickedHo]

I wanna see it for myself, LynnieD! Do you have a link?? Cuz that'd be the only plausible clue for Jake as Toothy (him being labelled "challenged" but not mentioned by name anywhere else, I mean). Good work!

And remember, you heard it here first, folks: Just cuz WickedHo's a skeptic don't mean she can't be convinced!

[Tati]

The link was up the other day, Wicked, but it's one of those front-page things that changes every day. Like now it features Scarlett Johansson's pic with "Boy Toy?" under her name. The one the other day had a pic of Jake and I believe it said "Competition?", not challenged, but I could be mistaken.

Here is the ever-changing link:

http://eeverythingentertainment.com/...ful/index.html

[WickedHo]

Thanks, Tati!

[LynnieD]

^Whatca think Wicked??? It's an interesting little caption under Jakes name (sorry I said it was 'challenged'--it was competition). I don't know....I think he's our guy.....

[WickedHo]

Sorry it took me a few days to answer! Alas, I didn't see the Jake picture with the caption, so I can't say nothin' about it. HOWEVER: if you are ABSOLUTELY SURE that there was ABSOLUTELY NO MENTION of JG other than that caption, then, yeah, that's a pretty bold clue. And it seems like EEEEVERYBODY on the web thinks it's Jake. BUT I JUST DON'T SEE IT! And I can usually trust my 'Dar (I don't have total Gaydar yet). So color me perplexed...

[mary100771]

I am one of the many people who sent in a guess of Jake Gyllenhaal for Toothy Tile. Ted repiled and commented on EVERYTHING else I said in my email, except my guess for Toothy Tile. Very telling.

[WickedHo]

^^ Hmmmmmm... Quite!

[LynnieD]

AHA!!! Very interesting!! hehehehehehe

[LynnieD]

POSSIBLE UPDATE!!! Maybe!

From Dlisted!

Is Jake Coming Out?



This is probably just rumor, but a reader wrote in to tell me that there's a lot of talk going around that Jake's publicist is getting ready to spill the beans that he likes dudes. Also, Austin Nichols is also supposed to come out of the closet with Jake. Again, this is probably all just rumor...but I had to put it out there.

However, an angel would get his wings if this happened.

Here's Jake and his mom chatting about how much he likes to take it up the hinder from Austin (also below).

[WickedHo]

Austin Nichols is the dude with Jake in some pix I saw a while back. They just looked like a couple of guys hangin' out.

If Toothy is in fact Jake, then he needs to just go ahead and admit it. Because only then will I be convinced! You know what would be really funny, though? I may have already said it, I dunno. But here goes:
It would be really, really funny if Jake is in fact gay (not bi), but not Toothy Tile. HAH!

[AliceInWonderland]

oh yes Jake; come out and come to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bellatheball]

Ok so I'm totally late to the game but agree it's probably Jake. But did anyone else notice that Ted C referred to Thetan Tom as "toothy" in his column today?

[LynnieD]

^He refers to him like that a lot.....he has that freakshow smile.

If I wasn't so sure that it was Jake, I would think it was that idiot Tom. I think Ted is doing away w/all things Toothy, because it got so outta control. His own fault...

[DitaPage*]

What I'd be interetsed to know is if Jake was always gay, or if he just went that way after Brokeback! He was in a pretty long relationship with Kirsten Dunst for awhile there, I never would have thought he was gay, but it could have been all an act. I am beginning to think that TT is definetly Jake though.

[WickedHo]

I still refuse to believe it's Jake. I refuse to believe that cooter makes him feel sick. So there!