Laineygossip blind item 1/21/08

[Sialia]

Originally Posted by judejack

Cheesy Cheating is Allowed

Remember him? The unfaithful cheese dick who still hasn’t curbed his philandering in spite of scandal and who strayed a bit too far on the underage side recently? As of press time, the photo evidence has yet to come back to haunt him but you’ll be happy to know he’s since moved on, and he’s managed to stay away of late from cheating with 17 year olds.

Still… his particular proclivities remain: the insistence on a shower, the camera action, the drugs, the alcohol, and the acknowledgement that yes, he does have a girlfriend. Hence the resulting question from all of us – what is she doing? What is she thinking? Why is she sticking around???

Well, he says she knows. He says she knows and she doesn’t care. Because she’s doing the same thing. Apparently it’s allowed and it’s arranged. He cheats, she cheats, everyone’s happy, and somehow between them it works.

That’s his story, anyway. And I actually kinda believe him. Crew on the set of her latest are buzzing that she’s had at least 2 different euro cast members into her trailer for a little noon time nooky but tells everyone else that she “really, really loves” her boyfriend.

Monogamy is dead.

Oh yeah, this totally has to be Michael Buble and Emily Blunt then. She just finished shooting "The Young Victoria" in England and there were lots of "euro cast members" that she could've been tapping.

I still think she's an idiot for staying with him, though. What the hell does she see in him??

[Honey]

Cheesy dick? Ewww

[sparkly]

^It's gross, yet it fits this douchebag perfectly. I really hope Emily Blunt isn't cheating. I always assumed she was a lady. She needs to dump this loser; she can do so much better.

[judejack]

The Body at the BAFTAs

Emily Blunt’s body is ridiculous. So ridiculous it even looks great draped in turquoise bedazzlement. Not my favourite Blunt carpet moment but still... that body. That body that is left alone too often and probably not appreciated properly by her official boyfriend - the staple of easy listening 97.3, the male Canadian cheese counterpart to Celine Dion… Michael Buble.

Thankfully, Emily Blunt isn’t the kind of girl who weeps alone at home. She is however the kind of girl who is most definitely getting hers too. Trust.

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[Fluffy]

^Never doubted for a second that it was them.