Lainey Blind - March 2, 2012 - Not A Doting Mother

**Lalique** · March 7th, 2012, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by fgg

michael k randomly guesses without putting much thought into them. he might be right every now and then but he usually just pulls stuff out of his ass regarding blind items.

And does anyone really think she is a doting mother? I think it is JLo.

**SoCalMarie** · March 7th, 2012, 10:11 PM

I agree with the Kate Gosslin guess...
"Rubbing feet?" (instead of "elbows")- Dancing with the Star reference?
I don't doubt one of her kids has special needs... Multiple birth children as well as babies born severely underweight are more at risk for neonatal mortality, developmental disabilities, and severe and lifelong special needs.
(Gossiln kids were 2-3 pounds each)

Doting mother? She always makes sure she's pictured with her children in a fake-photo op way...but when she doesn't think anyone is watching... (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katy-h..._b_682082.html)

Her and her "bodyguard" look close and it's been widely documented that she treats her kids and nannies like sh*t.

A couple examples...

The "bodyguard"

**kasippu** · March 8th, 2012, 12:58 AM

I do not know her, is she 'famous' enough for Lainey to write a blind about her?

**Kat Scorp** · March 8th, 2012, 01:24 AM

Is it believable to have three kids and not know how to put a disposable diaper on your sprog? I don't have kids, but I know how to attach a diaper.

**sjelle** · March 8th, 2012, 04:13 AM

Originally Posted by kasippu

I do not know her, is she 'famous' enough for Lainey to write a blind about her?

As far as name/face recognition yeah lots of people know her, but she's a reality tv star. And Lainey despises these people, all of them. She makes a point not to write articles about reality tv people, Kardashians, Dancing with the stars (or shits as she calls them) etc. She only links to articles on them in the tingles section with a snarky comment at best. So I don't see her making a BI on one of them.

Esp.since there's gonna be a reveal (and a few clues before that usually), and she'd have no opportunity to make those considering she doesn't write about Gosselin & co.

**electrocuted_sheep** · March 8th, 2012, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Dubah

This is an old item by lainey. Do you think it might shed some light?

Lainey's Entertainment Update - Celebrity Gossip | Article Detail

Interesting... Maybe Heidi's not much of a hands on mother as she makes herself out to be?

**monk** · March 8th, 2012, 12:02 PM

Diapers with sticky tape? I haven't seen those in over 5 years. They all have velcro now. Unless it's some super cheap version which doesn't seem likely for millionaires to use on their kids. Still, seems like Heidi fits the bill, although Heidi is a celebrity in her own right, Seal probably gave her access to the music industry in a way she wouldn't have normally gotten.

**smallandshiny** · March 9th, 2012, 02:37 PM

This is from today's "Smutty Shoutouts" section:

Happy 21st Birthday Loryjean with love from Maree who is sorry she couldn’t go to your party but says you two make a “formidable blind riddle-solving team”? Then...you don’t have to check the magazine covers to see who’s Not A Doting Mother, right?

Julia Roberts is on "Vanity Fair" this month. Has she separated from Danny Moder? Of the few other fashion mags I checked, she was the only mother. I haven't checked other mags, though, like the gossip ones.