Lainey Blind Item 4/4/08 Why She's So Cranky

[judejack]

Lainey just closed this blind out as well:

PS. Victoria Beckham isn’t the bitch to work for. Also not Kimora. Too obvious. And not Rachael Ray. Who cares??? And this time it isn’t Courteney Cox, though that’s not to say she doesn’t have staffing issues of her own.

So Courtney Cox it is for this one. Case closed.

[Natalie]

Originally Posted by judejack

Lainey just closed this blind out as well:

So Courtney Cox it is for this one. Case closed.

this is refreshing...a blind with a definitive answer.

Perez' blinds are that way too but his are so easy it's boring.

Lainey is my favorite, hers are interesting and make
you think

[cmmdee]

^^ Yeah, Lainey's are my faves, too.

[Fluffy]

Originally Posted by judejack

Lainey just closed this blind out as well:

So Courtney Cox it is for this one. Case closed.

I don't think this is Courtney. I think what Lainey is referring to is a blind from a couple of years ago, "The Belle From Hell." "Why She's So Cranky" isn't really staff related but eating disorder related with a drug reference. Plus the "Cranky" bitch is someone who can get a talking to by their agent. Courtney Cox has been around a LONG time and has earned millions. I'd doubt people like her agent could talk to her reprimandation-wise just because she's behaving badly.

[Little Wombat]

^ Is the Belle from Hell the one where she is hitting on a costar/employee? The sexual/suggestive text messages 'n' such? I thought of that blind today when Lainey mentioned "staffing issues of her own" for Courteney Cox.

[Fluffy]

That's "Text Harassment."

[Little Wombat]

^ Ah, yes. That's the one I think Lainey was referring to. Here's the link: Anne Heche|Text Harassment?

[Fluffy]

Here are the GR threads:

The Belle from Hell! Lainey's Blind Item 07/05

It's not Anne Heche

[judejack]

She's definitely the Belle from Hell but she is not Text Harassment.

Reasons: As far as I know Josh Stewart (her co-star from Dirt) has never been engaged. Also, she is in danger of losing her job on Dirt because it is on the bubble and she is the producer and star.

[Fluffy]

She's definitely Text Harassment. Text Harassment was posted at the end of January '07. Lainey's reveal was posted in March.

The Daily Defense: Courteney & David

Amid reports of marital unrest, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have released a statement to Us Weekly, assuring the MiniVan Majority that all is well between them. The sanctity of their union had been questioned by low ranking tabloids Star and Life & Style, both reporting that Courteney’s relationship with Dirt co-star Josh Stewart was a source of strife.

And when you think about it - why would any relationship, electronic or otherwise, with a colleague put a dent into the solid foundation these two have built? Marriage after all is about understanding boundaries. When two people mutually agree to an accepted code of behaviour, their bond can only grow stronger.

As such, I totally believe them when they say that “There is not a shred of truth to the rumors about the state of their marriage. They are happily married and like most married couples, they have some separate friendships and interests.”

It’s not after all the stability of their commitment but the intriguing freedoms that hold that commitment together…do you smell what I smell?

And yes, your smutty sense should be tingling.

Posted on Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Prince Harry|Courtney Cox Arquette|Kimberly Stewart|The Daily Defense: Courteney & David

[SweetPea]

^Yes I do remember that one now and it most definitely is her.

[Sialia]

Seems Lainey subtly revealed this one yesterday as being Selma Blair, after all. Good catch, Fluffy!

This was in her Smutty Tingles section:

Smutty Tingles July 10, 2008

Food = Healthy body = not grumpy = Selma Blair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

[Calimoonchild]

I never would have thought Selma Blair but it makes sense. I found several other quotes of hers that back this up. Sounds like this went on during the filming of Hellboy. Interesting.

'Selma Blair's weight Hell
4 months ago 11th Feb 07:05
Selma Blair is on a strict diet after gaining 20 pounds while shooting her new movie.

The actress, who filmed 'Hellboy II: The Golden Army' in Hungary, resorted to eating comfort food to combat the cold weather and ended up looking like a "puffer fish".

She said: "I really binged on food in Budapest. It was so cold and we were shooting nights. The director says that in one half of the film I look boney and in the other half like a puffer fish. It's the most unprofessional thing I have ever done on a movie.

"So I gained 20 pounds and now I have to work out - and diet!"

Selma also insists she is proud of her "quirky" movie roles and has no desire to star in romantic comedies.

She said: "I get cast in character roles because I don't look like a leading lady. Maybe in Europe I'd be like Samantha Morton or Charlotte Gainsbourg. But I didn't choose my quirky career - it chose me.

"I don't have the face to constantly radiate leading lady energy. There is only one Reese Witherspoon and there is only one Julia Roberts. I don't fit into that mould. And do you know what else? I don't want to."'

Selma Blair's weight Hell

[Fluffy]

Originally Posted by Sialia

Seems Lainey subtly revealed this one yesterday as being Selma Blair, after all. Good catch, Fluffy!

This was in her Smutty Tingles section:

Smutty Tingles July 10, 2008

Thanks Sialia! I seem to be noticing a trend on Lainey's reveals. She's revealing them through the Smutty Tingles before she writes full posts about them. I think this is either the 2nd or 3rd one that she's done a ST on.

[Sialia]

^^Yeah, it's pretty cool. I've started paying closer attention to the Smutty Tingles, and to the Shout-Outs, too.