Lainey Blind Item 12/17/07

[greysfang]

Originally Posted by sparkly

I did a quick research, and it turns out that Will Smith IS currently filming a movie called "Hitchcock". Not unless the site is incorrect and they haven't started filming yet. The release date is set for July 2008.

Its called Hancock and it finished filming like in August/September. Lainey is ALWAYS current with her blinds unless she says otherwise. besides, Hancock was filmed in California.

[Lily]

Originally Posted by judejack

Update from Lainey:

PPPPS. Johnny Depp does not receive trailer visits from young gay video boys.

See? Of course not! He's our Johnny.

[Chilly Willy]

Originally Posted by feedthepilot

Aw sweet jebus. This. Pains. Me. Too. Say. It...

The "savvy" at the end of the blind made me think IMMEDIATELY of my dear pirate Johnny Depp.

Not Johnny Depp. Please Lord, no!

I'll jump off the roof first...

*smacks Feedthepilot in the head*

In good friendship, of course.

[feedthepilot]

Originally Posted by Chilly Willy

*smacks Feedthepilot in the head*

In good friendship, of course.

Smack very gladly taken! So glad I freaked out over nothing!!

[cmmdee]

^^ LOL. We can all breathe a sigh of release knowing it's not the hotness that is Johnny Depp. MAN IS FINE.

[judejack]

Update from Lainey:

PPPPS. John Travolta is not ordering up young gay fun in his trailer.

[Honey]

Johnny Depp is so fug, why do ppl fancy him???

I think this is Will Smith, seems kind of obvious answer I suppose, but I think it's him.

[judejack]

Update from Lainey:

PPS. Tom Cruise was not entertaining visitors in his trailer. Neither was Patrick Dempsey.

[Chilly Willy]

Originally Posted by feedthepilot

Smack very gladly taken! So glad I freaked out over nothing!!

There's one thing you can rely on: Blind items are never about our Johnny. Just another reason why I love him.

[CherryDarling]

It's Will Smith. GOTTA be!

[cmmdee]

It has to be Will, eventhough I didn't want it to be.

Her Monday post cements it for me. Which is kind of funny since she answered the blind before she even posted it several blogs later:

Why Xenu Loves Will

Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed.

Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business.

This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page.
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.
photos from Wenn

Trailer Visits

Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit?

PPPPS. Johnny Depp does not receive trailer visits from young gay video boys.

PPS. Tom Cruise was not entertaining visitors in his trailer. Neither was Patrick Dempsey.
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** Tom Cruise connects the dots to Will Smith

[feedthepilot]

You know, Will's also been ALL OVER the press recently about how sexy he is to women and how losing weight made him better in bed, etc.

It's a bit over the top and just maybe it's to counter this rumor?

Also, I can't help by think she would've discounted him by now if he wasn't the subject....

Oooh!

[january]

I think I'm the only one in this universe who doesn't buy that Will Smith is gay. I never even once got a ping on my gaydar, I wasn't even aware that people thought he was until I started visiting here! But I'm not buying, I think I'm the last holdout!

My guess would be Ewan McGregor.

[judejack]

Update from Lainey:

PPS. Mel Gibson is not goosing gays in his trailer.

[feedthepilot]

Originally Posted by judejack

Update from Lainey:

PPS. Mel Gibson is not goosing gays in his trailer.

Hmmm, she's still not discounting Will Smith.

BTW, Will's upcoming movie "Hancock" (mentioned above) looks freaking AWESOME.