Lainey Blind Item 12/10/07

[GoldDust77]

Originally Posted by Gen X EJC

I could see it being Angie, but I feel like there's a clue in Wonderful news indeed. Can anyone think of anything???

Also, who else does Lainey LIKE? I didn't realize she had any celebs she was fond of :O

Like someone pointed out, Lainey definitely likes Gwyneth Paltrow. And she seems obsessed with Pigtoria Beckham. Other than that, i don't know who she likes for female celebs.--Not sure of her stance on Angelina, but i do know she DETESTS Jennifer Aniston, so i wouldn't be surprised if Lainey was pro-Angelina--but i'm not sure.

[Fluffy]

Lainey's Love List

The Love List

You can expect consistent and excessive fawning over the following:

• Gwyneth Paltrow The true star of this column and the bestest actress and the snobbiest snot and the most condescending bitch and she would never, ever want to be my friend and this is why I love her.
• Will & Jada Smith A lovely couple even though she's a hardass and probably beats him regularly (in my opinion of course) though there is worry on the horizon. In the shape of a Gay Midget Dwarf. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu.
• Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Love them because the MiniVan Majority hates them, love them if you love gossip. Because like them or not they are a true gossip treat. Scandal, intrigue, double hotness, jungle sex in Africa, birthing the Chosen One in the Motherland, saving the world one Pax at a time, and two of the most gorgeous people on the planet…this is what smut is made of.
• Johnny Depp No explanation necessary.
• Kirsten Dunst My Kiki. Because she’s NOT blonde and generic. Because she doesn’t wear the red carpet uniform and get voted best dressed. Because she’s young and weird and quirky and totally elitist and the anti-thesis of Jessica Simpson… hell yeah.
• Cate Blanchett The Queen can do no wrong – on and off the carpet.
• The Beckhams She's a former Spice Girl/anorexic lollipop with the most ridiculous tits in the business, he's a hunky football star/philandering pig with the FOINEST buttocks straddling the Atlantic Ocean...what's not to love???

Although she has mentioned in the past that this is not necessarily current. Don't know if anything's changed...

[Honey]

On other sites people have said...

Jodie Foster
Julia Roberts
Jolie
Kate Hudson

I think Katie Holmes sounds good

[Little Wombat]

What about Liv Tyler?

Lainey posted this about Liv:

Kate Moss Liv Tyler 7th on Sale

"As for her friendship with Liv, well they may have more in common than modeling and dating rockers, though I hate to believe it. "

Liv has a 3 or 4 year-old son with husband, Royston Langdon, and they supposedly have a very good marriage --> supportive spouse.

And The Incredible Hulk is currently in post-production.

[Gen X EJC]

could be Kiki. She's gotten thin again this past year or so. And the young witness seems like it can't be the blind item's OWN child, more like a stepchild or friend's child - maybe Maggie's baby???

[mrs.v]

Originally Posted by Honey

On other sites people have said...

Jodie Foster
Julia Roberts
Jolie
Kate Hudson

I think Katie Holmes sounds good

Hmmm..Kate Hudson has been photographed all over the city with Chris Robinson..Maybe he's the supportive partner and their trying to get her to kick it together?

[sparkly]

Hmmm... My first guesses are Uma Thurman or Gwyneth Paltrow. She did refer to Uma as "glassy-eyed" but I don't know if Lainey drops hints like that.

[GoldDust77]

Originally Posted by sparkly

Hmmm... My first guesses are Uma Thurman or Gwyneth Paltrow. She did refer to Uma as "glassy-eyed" but I don't know if Lainey drops hints like that.

Oh oh oh! GOOD ONE, Sparkly! Five!" class="inlineimg" /> Great guess. Yes, i remember reading not long ago an article on Lainey's site about Uma looking "glassy-eyed" and i think with "pinned pupils"--i.e. Lainey was saying Uma looked like she was on coke. And i seem to recall Uma talking in the past about struggling to get in shape when she had to film movies. And i seem to recall Lainey seeming to have a fondness for Uma. And Uma does have a partner--Elle McPherson's ex--who himself has two young kids, as does Uma.--Thus any of those four being the possible witness or whatever to the drug-taking mentioned in the B.I. And i could absolutely see Uma being the cocaine-using type; she seems to have a bit of a hedonistic side to her...And yet she is very smart & also seems like the type of person responsible enough to recognize her problem before it spiraled TOO out of control & to do something about it. We may have a winner here!

[Sunrider]

I also thought of Uma - I just don't think she has lost any weight lately.

[Chilly Willy]

I don't want it to be Uma.

[cmmdee]

I do remember the Uma comment and the partner part fits but I don't get how the thinnification part applies to her.
Who would be Gwenyth's partner? That's why I don't think it's her.

[judejack]

It can't be Gwyneth because her movie hasn't wrapped yet. It is still filming in New York.

Jodie and Uma have both recently wrapped movies. Jodie lost weight recently. Uma looks the same to me and her boyfriend is known to use coke as well so why would he be supportive of her quitting.

[felix]

On Lainey today:

My Gwyneth is NOT on Holiday Detox. Neither is Kate Winslet. And not Jennifer Garner either.

[cmmdee]

[quote=judejack;934237]Jodie and Uma have both recently wrapped movies. Jodie lost weight recently. Uma looks the same to me and her boyfriend is known to use coke as well so why would he be supportive of her quitting.[/quote]

Good observation

[Little Wombat]

Good point!

her boyfriend is known to use coke as well so why would he be supportive of her quitting

What about Liv?

Lainey posted this a month ago about her & Kate Moss:

As for her friendship with Liv, well they may have more in common than modeling and dating rockers, though I hate to believe it.

Live does have a little boy and a supposedly solid marriage with hubby Royston Langdon.