Lainey Blind Item 12/03/07

[Tati]

"Ryan Phillippe is an all star. Let’s not forget his legendary philandering in cities across North America

Um, yeah, I think we have a winner. Nice digging folks!

[Sm0kah0ntas]

Originally Posted by judejack

This was Lainey's August 17, 2007 post about Ryan Phillippe:

Carb Face is a whiny bitch

"Ryan Phillippe is an all star. Let’s not forget his legendary philandering in cities across North America - at one point in Vancouver he was bedding three waitresses from the Cactus Club in Yaletown at the same time. With cheesy poetry via text message, Ryan scored dimwit after dimwit without consequence until his libido got the best of him and he hooked up with actress Abbie Cornish on the set of their movie. She was dumb enough to find his carb face attractive and ended up getting caught. They cooled it off for several months but have apparently now picked it up again, seen around Hollywood laughing and cavorting."

This was her November 14, 2007 post about him:

"Meanwhile Ryan is pulling out the sympathy card to score some more ass. In a new interview with UK Magazine Man About Town, Ryan discusses his state of mind post split:

“After the divorce, I was a physical wreck. I wanted to die. I was ready to kill myself. I was not taking care of myself at all. I would wake up and cry and vomit.”

Bet your concrete tits there will be a twat on every corner waiting to console him. But console him for what??? Console him for infidelity? For randomly f&cking any piece he could get his jock on on location? Please. Do women really fall for this sh*t?

Unfortunately es… they do."

It's Ryan Phillippe.

Agrees

[cmmdee]

Am with you guys with the Ryan guess

[donotstalk]

Originally Posted by ahtaste777

I love the Heath guess, but the Scientology thing is throwing me off.
Clues -

Sounds recently single
Legendary philanderer
Actor
Fred Segal seems important
Lots of photos of him recently being single
Radio silence
Dwindling fanbase

I did think the "bauble" mention - thought it might be Michael Buble, but he's not an actor. Argh I want to know!

In "Legally Blonde", Reese Witherspoon refers to Fred Segal. Just sayin.

[judejack]

Update from Lainey:

"To make up for the unscheduled absence – more hints on Condom-free Sleaze:

Not:
- Orlando Bloom
- Alec Baldwin
- Guy Ritchie

[cmmdee]

Am still going with Carb Face Ryan Phillipe

[talt]

I think you guys are right with Ryan Phillipe.

He was my first reaction when I read the clue and the arguments made in this thread seem to point to him more than anyone else.

[Fluffy]

Carb face for sure.

[judejack]

Update from Lainey: PS. Condom-free Sleaze is not Jude Law. Or Lance Armstrong. Or Kevin Connolly.

Ryan Phillippe it is.

[IheartParis]

Lol! Why is he called "carb" face?

[Sunrider]

So now he's being seen with Abbie Cornish: Ryan Phillippe introduces Abbie Cornish to his children

[judejack]

This was Lainey's September 4 post about Carb Face:

"Well Past Prime

Ryan Phillippe was cute once upon a time, I suppose. In that way only 18 year olds find attractive. In that Cruel Intentions way, with the half sneer and the high school appeal. Eventually all women grow out of it. Eventually Reese Witherspoon grew out of it. Which is why he can only pick from the young, desperate, wannabe actress waitresses too stupid to see through his cheese dick poetry pick up lines.

Check out Carb Face the other night with his best days clearly behind him leaving a restaurant after dinner. Some dudes just peak at 25, you know? Not everyone is George Clooney…"

Ryan Phillippe drunk leaving a restaurant

[bite me spidey]

Damn what a scumbag! If it is Ryan any little like I had for him just flew out the window.

[cmmdee]

I'm still amazed how in this day and age anyone would willingly fuck someone with no condom. Especially in Hollyweird. Imagine the cesspool of STDs these celebs have.

[Chilly Willy]

She really hates Ryan, doesn't she?