Jordache Junky from Ted C 10/26 - Page 2

AliceInWonderland · October 27th, 2005, 02:21 PM

Cameron Diaz, she has the horrible skin problems of a dope user!

luvmy2cats · October 27th, 2005, 06:39 PM

Two far out of the way guesses. One is Angelina, who loves wild sex and has had a lot of relationship problems in the past. And men young and old worship her. But I don't think it's her. The other one is Diane Lane, whom I seriously doubt that thousands of guys have drooled over, but she was in that movie Unfaithful (which Ted Mentions) and has had relationship problems with her husband (remember he reported hit or shoved her last year).

LynnieD · October 27th, 2005, 06:54 PM

^^^I was trying to link the 'Unfaithful' comment too...
I truly don't think it's Diane Lane. She seems so grounded....but I've been wrong before!!

LynnieD · October 28th, 2005, 03:58 PM

Wow, Mushy...you are good!

I do have a hard time w/Hillary Swank though.....she would be the last chick I would suspect, yet again, you never ever know what goes on behind closed doors do you?? Maybe she's a major slut!

SamTheButcher · October 29th, 2005, 09:57 AM

Has to be our favorite party girl, Tara Reid. The horse is no doubt a reference to heroin, which Tara looks blotto most of the time....

eeyore0101 · October 29th, 2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SamTheButcher

Has to be our favorite party girl, Tara Reid. The horse is no doubt a reference to heroin, which Tara looks blotto most of the time....

Oh, I was so convinced Tara Reid, til I read the item's last line again - I believe she IS friends with Paris....

WickedHo · October 30th, 2005, 03:04 PM

Oh, Jordache. I'm sorry 'bout all yer on-and-off relationship woes. I'm also sad for yer latest flicks--which fail on a lotta freakin' levels.

I think it's Kirsten Dunst: she has an on-again/off-again relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. Plus, she's done like, a million movies. Have her latest movies failed on a lotta freakin' levels? I haven't seen any of the Spiderman franchise, but I'm sure Wimbledon and Mona Lisa Smile sucked.

October 30th, 2005, 03:11 PM

Uh, Mr. Potato Head, who was a Jordache model??? DUH!@!!!!

savansa · November 17th, 2005, 08:21 AM

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In a double-barreled dose of Hollywood bitchslappery, actress Brittany Murphy was dropped on Tuesday by both her agent, ICM's Jeff Berg, and manager, Brillstein-Grey's Joanne Colonna, West Coast sources confirm.

She was a client at Brillstein-Grey for 12 years, and she's no longer a client there or at ICM, either, says a high-level industry insider. They decided to let her go.

Why the blue-chip firms set the 28-year-old actress adrift so suddenly even though she was recently named the face of Jordache and has a number of projects in the works, including a Sin City sequel remains unclear. According to a source close to Murphy, the skinny Uptown Girls starlet was kicked to the curb for unspecified personal reasons. It couldn't have helped that the last time her name was brought up was in connection to a jaw-dropping, vein-popping not-so-blind item in Ted Casablanca's E!Online column.

Called for comment, a staffer at Colonna's office confirmed that Murphy is no longer a client, saying only, "We wish her much love and success in her new endeavor." Neither Berg nor Murphy's sole remaining handler, BWR publicist Holly Shakoor, returned calls or e-mails by press time.

http://www.radaronline.com/fresh-int...dex.php#004325

Ok I'm convinced JJ is Britney now. I thought the Jordache clue was way too obvious and didn't think it could be her.

LynnieD · November 17th, 2005, 11:08 AM

^^Good one Savansa!!

savansa · November 23rd, 2005, 03:53 AM

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...select gossip rags in the Biz decided my One Step-by-Skanky-Step Blind Vice about Jordache Junky was written with Brittany Murphy in mind. 'Cause it wasn't.

I rarely do this. But since I consider Brit a friend (and one of the best troupers to survive the Ex Wars--as in, Ashton Kutcher), I want all Awful Truth readers to know Jordache ain't about Brittany. Not even close, come to think of it.

Sorry, Brit. You da best, babe!

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/...05/051123.html

LynnieD · November 23rd, 2005, 02:00 PM

^^^^ Yea, I see Ted is now coming out (haha) and saying that it is NOT Britney. Wonder if he HAD to say that???? Or if he's being honest....

If its not Britney, it's Kiki the Vampire chick that turned Toothy Tile gay.

sputnik · November 23rd, 2005, 03:01 PM

kate bosworth? she's on-off with orlando bloom, has gotten really skinny. and she's been in a bunch of stupid teen movies.

phishtickie · November 27th, 2005, 11:37 AM

why would Ted call anyone else but Brittany Murphy "Jordache" junky?Can anyone think of a reason?
Not to mention the swift way her representatives reacted in dropping her at the same time as this blind item was made public only goes to show its more than likely that its Brittany..

stylejunkiex · September 3rd, 2006, 12:59 PM

Bump.
I know this blind item is super old, but its STILL killing me.