May I weigh in and add it is waaaaay too early in the morning (no matter what time) to have Cruise dancing montage on the screen. What a loon.
As for Ms. "talks for a living" I read it thinking it was the Mighty O, but I don't really see her trying to bitchslap Kate Capshaw and Rita Wilson at a party - but then she does seem to have the $$ and totally expoitive lesbian secret to protect (a CO$ magnet). Rosie 0'Diarrhea-Mouth, I could totally see taking that tactic. The other dimwit who might do this is Tyra, but they would have just laughed at her.
They sure are portraying the Mr and Mrs. Moviemaker with infinite calm and class - I'm ready for the gloves to come off, no more "maybe it's all my fault" crapola.