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Old March 26th, 2008, 10:13 AM   #196 (permalink)
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Well you already gave me Herpes, so the least I can do is give you the clap... now that's what I call "fair game"... Damn, I just made a very lame Scientology joke.. didn't I.. it's a shame nobody got it, but me
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Old March 26th, 2008, 10:15 AM   #197 (permalink)
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Don't worry about it. I was just dissed for making a VERY FUNNY joke. It ain't my fault that no one thinks I'm funny. I'm just trying to deliver.
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Old March 26th, 2008, 10:18 AM   #198 (permalink)
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I thought your joke about the clap was very funny -- but you know me Chilly, I'm a big fan
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Old March 26th, 2008, 10:19 AM   #199 (permalink)
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Ok, I don't want to ruin the party, but I also don't like to be wrong...so, wit that, i called Willie Sawyers at the London Sentinel Echo in London, KY. Willie is the publisher of the paper (see, I told you it was a small town when I can call and speak directly to him). He informed me that they do NOT run any entertainment/celebrity gossip articles or columns. He went on to say that he has never heard of anything like this story and that his paper is not the source.

I think whoever put this out there didn't count on someone reading it who was actually from the area...they just picked a smalltown newspaper and assumed no one would check the source.

Honestly, I am still thinking this is from the UK.
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Old March 26th, 2008, 10:23 AM   #200 (permalink)
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I was under the impression it was from a UK paper too.
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Old March 26th, 2008, 10:27 AM   #201 (permalink)
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I always assumed it was from the UK....
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Old March 26th, 2008, 10:30 AM   #202 (permalink)
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So Chilly about this movie we're making, I'll need the right base coat, a blow out, a colonic.. *snaps fingers*
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Old March 26th, 2008, 10:40 AM   #203 (permalink)
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I was never talking about a movie, but hey, if that's what it takes to finally get into your pants...
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Old March 26th, 2008, 10:44 AM   #204 (permalink)
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You just had to say please and maybe whisper naughty things in my ear in German, I mean it is the language of love

Sure you want to fight Scientology and get this on the TV, I was just thinking, I'd get on TV and umm, be a celebrity and get into the Celebrity Center and hang with John Travolta -- okay conflict of interest
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Old March 26th, 2008, 10:57 AM   #205 (permalink)
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^^ You can do that as an inside snitch. A mole, so to say. See, no conflict there!
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Old March 26th, 2008, 11:08 AM   #206 (permalink)
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Maybe they'll want me to double agent for them? Give them the skinny on the gossipy masses that are plotting against them?
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Old March 26th, 2008, 11:27 AM   #207 (permalink)
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There are a lot of herpes being passed around here. you girls may want to pick up a copy of this:
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Old March 26th, 2008, 11:32 AM   #208 (permalink)
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Well that's a book I didn't expect to see referenced in this thread, Sweetie. If anything I was expecting this:
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Old March 26th, 2008, 11:36 AM   #209 (permalink)
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That load of crap book needs to be renamed “Diarrheaetics”.
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Old March 26th, 2008, 11:44 AM   #210 (permalink)
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*hides and waits for flames*

I kinda liked Dianetics.

On it's own it's not a bad book, add to the mix everything else it gets a bit weird and it's very off-putting. Plus I needed MrVenus who had read it before to explain it to me, hopefully he explained the tech to me properly. He's not had any exposure to Scientology but he's not anti-CoS in any way, strangely enough.



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