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    Dear Ted:
    Is Cass Stimulatia known for publicly discussing her personal hygiene and bodily function habits?
    —Ky

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    Dear Poop Scoop:
    Unless you're one of her BFFs, you obviously wouldn't have heard of Cass's problems down under. But if you're one of her poor gal-pals, it's probably all you do hear about. So gross!



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    Is Jennifer Love Hewitt dating anyone?


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    Dear Ted:
    Is Nicole Richie Cass Stimulatia?
    —S

    Dear Overly Stimulated:
    No, but a very good-guess on the weirdly famous part.



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    just had a mad thought.... could this be the punkinheaded guiliana rancic ?
    " We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. I'm a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Dear Ted:
    Is Cass Stimulatia known for publicly discussing her personal hygiene and bodily function habits?
    —Ky

    TWITTER: Follow @theawfultruth

    Dear Poop Scoop:
    Unless you're one of her BFFs, you obviously wouldn't have heard of Cass's problems down under. But if you're one of her poor gal-pals, it's probably all you do hear about. So gross!



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    Quote Originally Posted by rem_in View Post
    just had a mad thought.... could this be the punkinheaded guiliana rancic ?
    Based on previous quotes and the "ain'ts" I don't think it's Guiliana. She's pretty open about she and her husband trying and it's pretty well-documented on their show - so even if you aren't her girlfriend, you know.
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    Ted didn't say this person wasn't open about trying to get pregnant, just that she only discusses the real issue and reason with her close friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gardenia View Post
    Ted didn't say this person wasn't open about trying to get pregnant, just that she only discusses the real issue and reason with her close friends.
    Ok, based on these clues:
    It Ain't: Nicollette Sheridan, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Love
    I can't think of a link between these gals and guliana.
    Dear Ted:
    Is Rachel Zoe Cass Stimulatia? She is 'rather small' and currently trying to have a baby...
    –Moghedian
    Dear Grossest Blind Vice Ever Guesser:
    Actually, that is a razor-sharp hunch, sugar-puss, but, not quite correct. You're definitely in the right oeuvre of celebrity, for sure. Think a tad less…attractive.

    Guiliana isn't less attractive than Zoe.... IMO.
    Dear Ted:
    Would you say Cass Stimulatia is known for her acting or is she in the music business?
    –Tara
    Dear Blind Bat:
    God no and not exactly.

    Guiliana is neither actress nor in the music business.
    Who could be considered outrageous, charming, post-virginal, and uglier than Rachel Zoe as well as not an actor and "not exactly" in the music biz?

    Dear Ted:
    Wish I could get Cass Stimulata's nasty story off my mind...but it's so gross that I just have to know more. Is Cass's husband/boyfriend also famous? Does he know the real reason she isn't getting pregnant?
    —L

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    Dear Poopfully Concerned:
    Yes, Cass' significant other is considered famous. And I'd be surprised if he knew everything there is to know about her past ways.

    I don't think of Guiliana's husband as famous really.

    I just don't see it being guliana.
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    Going to also throw out Alicia Silverstone, although I don't know if her husband is famous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happy8 View Post
    Going to also throw out Alicia Silverstone, although I don't know if her husband is famous.
    I thought Alicia liked the ladies?
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    fair enough mel, just an idle thought ............ mainly 'cos its hard to imagine her popping a kid out if its head is anything like hers, ouch !
    " We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. I'm a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rem_in View Post
    fair enough mel, just an idle thought ............ mainly 'cos its hard to imagine her popping a kid out if its head is anything like hers, ouch !
    Aw. I never noticed she has a big ol' punkin head. I caught an episode of her show the other day and I just kinda feel sorry for her. These fertility issues bother me so much because I have a few friends who go through it and it's hard to watch. Gosh, once I had an idea that I MIGHT want a kid and boom, next day I was all knocked up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I caught an episode of her show the other day and I just kinda feel sorry for her. These fertility issues bother me so much because I have a few friends who go through it and it's hard to watch. Gosh, once I had an idea that I MIGHT want a kid and boom, next day I was all knocked up.
    yep i know just what you mean, guess thats why it burns so much that the octoslime seems to get successfully knocked up each time and yet others go through the pain of ivf for years without the joy of a good result........... fate is so randomly cruel
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    Dear Ted:
    I've been reading your column for ages, but this is the first time I've written. In addition to two rescue dogs and a rescue kitty, my hubby also rescued a hen, which has recently begun blessing us with eggs. All of this ovulation got me thinking about Cass Stimulatia. I would like to venture a guess of Brooke Shields? Am I remotely close?
    —Texasmum

    Dear Pass on Cass:
    Nope. Not the worst guess I've heard, but you're still not close to pegging the down-on-her-luck lady. Kisses to your rescue pets!



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    Dear Ted:
    A huge fan of yours from Down Under. Trying to figure out Cass Stimulatia's identity is driving me crazy! Is she Rachael Ray?—Megs

    Dear Something Smells Fishy:
    Nope! But not a bad guess. Not bad at all.



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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Dear Ted:
    A huge fan of yours from Down Under. Trying to figure out Cass Stimulatia's identity is driving me crazy! Is she Rachael Ray?—Megs

    Dear Something Smells Fishy:
    Nope! But not a bad guess. Not bad at all.



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    So, she's a homely Tv personality? hmmmm....

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