Gossip and blind reveal from lainey recent smut soiree this month

**Sylkyn** · June 12th, 2012, 07:53 PM

I'm still laughing over Madonna needing to appeal to Bieber fans. As what?? Their whore-turned-madam grandmother?? And yes, I am pretty sure it's been established she's not in love with aging.

I thought we had figured out ScarJo was the coke-bitch... possibly not.

The one I truly believe is the Britney reveal. I really do think that's what she wants/wanted...but is not allowed to.

**witchcurlgirl** · June 12th, 2012, 07:58 PM

Miley hasn't been pregnant in 24 months. (she was in the past)

SFW? It happens. Is she shaming her for having an abortion?

Lainey thinks Sunday Rose was in vitro and Kidman carried her

again, SFW?

Depp -- unnatural relationship with publicist. Vanessa/Depp -- trying to work it out.

Is the publicist a german shepherd? If not, then what is unnatural about the relationship?

**Icepik** · June 12th, 2012, 08:27 PM

Depp -- unnatural relationship with publicist. Vanessa/Depp -- trying to work it out.

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

Is the publicist a german shepherd? If not, then what is unnatural about the relationship?

This is what I was wondering, too. Unnatural??

**Sukie** · June 12th, 2012, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by Icepik

Depp -- unnatural relationship with publicist. Vanessa/Depp -- trying to work it out.

This is what I was wondering, too. Unnatural??

i think she meant sexual

the french press had a story about it , the ny post had a blind item about it this year.

NY POST/PAGE SIX 05/02 . .... Which married publicist abruptly quit her top job after rumors of an affair with her married boss got out of control

**witchcurlgirl** · June 12th, 2012, 10:10 PM

i know she meant sexual. but unless one of them isn't human, it's natural.

**Waterslide** · June 12th, 2012, 10:17 PM

i thought "unnatural" was Lainey's uptight way of saying anal, but that's a strange premise for an entire affair. My vote is German Shepherd.

**Love love** · June 12th, 2012, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by Sukie

Miley hasn't been pregnant in 24 months. (she was in the past)

hot damn, sex really is magical!!

**penname** · June 13th, 2012, 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

Is the publicist a german shepherd? If not, then what is unnatural about the relationship?

**olivia** · June 13th, 2012, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by Chilly Willy

Heidi is definitely bossy and controlling, so Seal did what many men do whose wives are more successful - he cheated to even the score.

Seal used to joke about his wife's scheduling everything to the finest detail.

Guess he learned to hate it.

Originally Posted by fgg

which one is the autism kid? the second boy or the first one?

First one. Johan is it? Can't be bothered to look it up. The kid has looked odd from day one.

**laurenshelton2** · June 13th, 2012, 12:58 PM

I thought January's baby daddy was Matthew Vaughn, too... until I saw Jason Sudeikis's episode of "Who Do You Think You Are?" (It's on hulu if anyone is interested.) Jason and the men in his family all look alike, and Xander Jones is ALL Sudeikis, or I'm the Queen of England. They showed baby photos of Jason when he was younger-I am fully convinced.

Which is funny because the "theme" of his episode was the fact that the men in his family abandoned their wives and kids, with the exception of Jason's dad. At the end Jason said something to the effect of, he feels pressure to be a good dad when the time comes, and then grinned and said "none yet!". I have no clue when he would have filmed this.

**Novice** · June 13th, 2012, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

SFW? It happens. Is she shaming her for having an abortion?

again, SFW?

Is the publicist a german shepherd? If not, then what is unnatural about the relationship?

But that sums up so much of Lainey's "gossip" for me, well, that and her (lower) high school writing style.

Most of those things on the front page were SFW to me. Brad Pitt drunk at Cannes? Totally scandalous....

**MohandasKGanja** · June 13th, 2012, 01:50 PM

I don't believe that slightly built Shia Labouef knocked out Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy did tell a tongue-in-cheek story about Shia knocking him out, though:

I got knocked out by Shia LaBeouf, actually. In Wettest County, apparently. Behind the scenes. No, he did. He knocked me out sparko. Out cold. He's a bad, bad boy. He is. He's quite intimidating as well. He's a scary dude. He just attacked me. He was drinking moonshine. I was wearing a cardigan, and er, went down. I woke up in Pnut's arms. [Pnut is Hardy's personal trainer.] He was concerned for me. I was like, ‘What was that? It was lightning fast.' And he said, ‘That was Shia.' I said, ‘Fuckin' hell. Can we go home now?' ‘No, we've still got three weeks to finish.'

**Novice** · June 13th, 2012, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

I don't believe that slightly built Shia Labouef knocked out Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy did tell a tongue-in-cheek story about Shia knocking him out, though:

I got knocked out by Shia LaBeouf, actually. In Wettest County, apparently. Behind the scenes. No, he did. He knocked me out sparko. Out cold. He's a bad, bad boy. He is. He's quite intimidating as well. He's a scary dude. He just attacked me. He was drinking moonshine. I was wearing a cardigan, and er, went down. I woke up in Pnut's arms. [Pnut is Hardy's personal trainer.] He was concerned for me. I was like, ‘What was that? It was lightning fast.' And he said, ‘That was Shia.' I said, ‘Fuckin' hell. Can we go home now?' ‘No, we've still got three weeks to finish.'

And the LeBeouf boast...

The Wettest Blanket in the Whole World

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:48 by Harry Bow

We think this quote is from a week or so ago, although at that point we were too occupied by Shia LaBeouf bragging about having slept with Megan Fox to notice him bragging about beating up Tom Hardy, the actor who literally puts the HARD in his own surname. We'd find it more believable if LaBeouf had a fight with Fox and slept with Hardy, tbh...
Apart from that time he said his mum was the sexiest woman alive, Shia LaBeouf talks shit on a daily basis. The latest nugget of crap appeared in a recent Details interview where he discussed filming upcoming release The Wettest Country in the World, describing how friction between him co-star Tom Hardy led to an on-set fight. Despite the fact that the Brit actor could annihilate LaBeouf with one pump, the Transformers star's tale ended with the warning:

"[He] never did that roughhouse stuff with me again".

He then went on to add that despised hearing Hardy and their fellow cast-mate Jason Clarke boast about their expensive sports cars, saying:

"They're talking about Ferraris and s**t, like it's a cool car. If Clarke pulled up in a Ferrari right now, my idea wouldn't be, 'What a cool f**king guy!' It would be, 'Look at this clown.' I think the fact that I despise that stuff keeps me safe. I hang on to my dirt. I like my dirt."

Which is nice since that's where his face would've ended up after a fight with Hardy.
Next week LaBeouf has a wet t-shirt contest with Klitschko. And wins.

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**nessysuperstar** · June 13th, 2012, 10:28 PM

It's interesting that since the Seal & Heidi divorce proceedings started. Seal did a couple promo things for his album, said he wanted it to work out, was seen flirting with some hootchies and then he wanted privacy. Then I am assuming Heidi's camp leaked the abuse stories. Now all I see is Heidi everywhere, in every magazine. Seems that Heidi wants to maintain her level of fame and with all of her appearences everywhere, that is her number one priority.

**Kathie_Moffett** · June 14th, 2012, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by Novice

But that sums up so much of Lainey's "gossip" for me, well, that and her (lower) high school writing style.

Most of those things on the front page were SFW to me. Brad Pitt drunk at Cannes? Totally scandalous....

Seriously. And plus, it's not his mere drunk/stoned/annihilatedness I wanna hear about, it's the ridiculous/stupid/crude/embarrassing shit he did when he was drunk. Sheesh.