Fake Pregnancy Blind-12/12/11

[Brookie]

Probably bears a strong resemblance to Jezi's avatar.

[witchcurlgirl]

Why would they want to shut the rumors down? She's getting way more mileage press wise this way. Conspiracy theories abounding, articles written, etc. It's genius publicity. Genius.

[NVash]

I seem to also recall reading many people saying that if she faked it they arent going to be her fans anymore. So if anything, to make the haters look dumb and the fans feel good. Instead theyre defending something that makes no sense.

[Sasha]

Why would they want to shut the rumors down? She's getting way more mileage press wise this way. Conspiracy theories abounding, articles written, etc. It's genius publicity. Genius.

I don't think conspiracy theories serve them well at all considering that widespread doubt cast on the maternity of baby Blue Ivy would fatally damage the baby branding profit scheme they are cooking up as we speak. It would be one thing and quite harmless if she'd been upfront about her hypothetical surrogate. But it's quite another if too many people come to believe she went so far as to make a spectacle of herself pretending to be pregnant just so she could make a buck and/or hide the fact that she's 'not enough woman' for Jay-Z. Allegedly.

[nancydrew]

But it's quite another if too many people come to believe she went so far as to make a spectacle of herself pretending to be pregnant just so she could make a buck and/or hide the fact that she's 'not enough woman' for Jay-Z. Allegedly.

Or man enough for Jay-Z.
They have never seemed like a natural couple. They have never had chemistry what so ever. All about business- the publicity and the money that comes from those two names being "married" to each other. And usually, when most women are clearly that pregnant, they LOOK pregnant. It's in every part of them. This bitch never once looked pregnant. She looked like she had a belly on and a padded bra, but thats where it stopped. She has a thick body, you would be able to tell 100% if she was 6+ months pregnant without a doubt, there would be no discussion at all.

[sluce]

She looked pregnant to me. He face filled out and everything.

[Sasha]

Or man enough for Jay-Z.
They have never seemed like a natural couple. They have never had chemistry what so ever. All about business- the publicity and the money that comes from those two names being "married" to each other. And usually, when most women are clearly that pregnant, they LOOK pregnant. It's in every part of them. This bitch never once looked pregnant. She looked like she had a belly on and a padded bra, but thats where it stopped. She has a thick body, you would be able to tell 100% if she was 6+ months pregnant without a doubt, there would be no discussion at all.

When she first announced her belly was all out there and obvious. Then the bikini pics, which btw looked like a big boned girl pretending she has a beer belly, looked smaller than her announcement belly, then her belly folded in on itself [YES IT DID!], then she went into hiding but the appearance of her midsection fluctuated with each 'accidental' sighting. Then, as the piece de resistance, right before 'giving birth' a remarkably fit, agile, normal-hipped, fresh-faced, stiletto wearing, belly hiding supposedly about to pop within a day or so Beyonce hopped into an SUV like a big bunny on meth. But wait! Beyonce and Jay-Z are not done, oh no. Under conditions best described as a covert operation plowing down everyone and everything within eye, ear, and camera shot, Beyonce 'gave birth' to her little money maker. And to top it all off, a mere four weeks into the life of 'their' child and the same damn day Beyonstage steps back into the spotlight she and her husband announce that they intend to use their brand new baby girl's name and her very existence in a famewhoring cum profit whoring venture forthwith.

I mean, good grief they didn't even try that hard! This was a half-assed, probably hastily contrived scheme to conceal somebody's inconvenient baby, and hey! let's squeeze it for all it's worth in the meantime. It's like they don't even give a shit if you know what they've done as long as nobody gets any ideas about trying to prove it.

Poor little baby.

[Kat Scorp]

She probably looks like JayZ

I'm not interested enough in Jay-Z's (or Beyonce's music) to pay much attention, but I'm almost sure that in there was a lyric in his new song about Ivy in which said she looks just like him. Poor wee bairn.

[*DIVA!]

Or man enough for Jay-Z.
They have never seemed like a natural couple. They have never had chemistry what so ever. All about business- the publicity and the money that comes from those two names being "married" to each other. And usually, when most women are clearly that pregnant, they LOOK pregnant. It's in every part of them. This bitch never once looked pregnant. She looked like she had a belly on and a padded bra, but thats where it stopped. She has a thick body, you would be able to tell 100% if she was 6+ months pregnant without a doubt, there would be no discussion at all.

If you ever seen them perform together or a video together... You will
see it...
That baby looks like the both of them...

[nancydrew]

Yeah I've seen the videos, and I don't see it. And I am not a Jay-Z/Beyonce hater- I actually really do like their music and I like the idea of them being a couple ... but I don't see it. Want to see it. But don't see it.

[Mrs P]

[YOUTUBE]FdojWXhmTpY[/YOUTUBE]

Heavily pregnant women--9 months!-- don't dive head first into SUV's without at least taking a second to maneuver her unavoidably unwieldy belly. Or are we supposed to think Bey is the most agile pregnant woman who ever lived?

Woah! I didn't know about this video. I don't think any woman that is 9 months pregnant could pull that shit!

[faithanne]

That car is almost as tall as her. She barely has to bend to get in and she's still standing as she disappears through the door. You don't see her sit down, so this proves nothing.

[dallison]

That car is almost as tall as her. She barely has to bend to get in and she's still standing as she disappears through the door. You don't see her sit down, so this proves nothing.

I completely agree.

[kasippu]

[IMG]

Takes about a month for a boob job to settle down, right? A little hip padding, a big plate of carbs before an event and Beyonstage is ready to perform as the world's most fabulously put together 'new mother'. Without going toooo far to ugly up the situation, doncha know.

I hope whichever of Jay-Z's ho's he knocked up is being well taken care of.

And some Diet soda, she must have watch [YOUTUBE]Shocking Before and After Transformation in 5 Hours - EXPOSED! - YouTube[/YOUTUBE]

I started out Not believing the conspiracy at all but all these pictures, you tubes all the drama,... Now start to believe the hype.

[Novice]

I don't think conspiracy theories serve them well at all considering that widespread doubt cast on the maternity of baby Blue Ivy would fatally damage the baby branding profit scheme they are cooking up as we speak. It would be one thing and quite harmless if she'd been upfront about her hypothetical surrogate. But it's quite another if too many people come to believe she went so far as to make a spectacle of herself pretending to be pregnant just so she could make a buck and/or hide the fact that she's 'not enough woman' for Jay-Z. Allegedly.

What a disgusting thing to say, if indeed, she had to use a surrogate.
If that were the case no wonder she hid it.

I'm not a Beyonce fan, but some of the things posted about her/this pregnancy/etc really make me wonder about the posters, not whether she was actually pregnant or not.