Entertainment Lawyer 06/28/07

[nycgirly101]

that was my first thought right away......Clooney and Krista Allen for sure

But I don't get why (if his goal is just to get her to go away/"dissapear") he doesn't just end things with her....I find the item rather confusing

Originally Posted by january

The second one is, without a doubt, George Clooney and his on-again, off-again girlfriend Krista Allen. He is so ashamed of her, they always fly way under the radar. This is no doubt about them.

[SunShine23]

i was watching oceans 13 today and all I could think of was this blind and how truly sick it is

[RevellingInSane]

I think number two may be Bruce Willis and Brook Burns.

[blissfullyunaware]

The 1st person I thought of was George CLooney. Fucken asshat if it's him!

[january]

I know. I always groan when I see pictures of them in some limo together. They are so randomly off and on. Its obvious he's so ashamed of her (isn't she a former porn star?) - he never is seen with her in public, always in backseats and sneaking into different places. I think she's just blown away by his star power, thats why she lets Clooney do whatever he wants. And I've seen her in interviews, she is DUMB. She used to be pretty, but in the last few years she looks really rough.

[blissfullyunaware]

^Hmmm?^
I still dont know who she is, I think I will google her now.

[Icepik]

Originally Posted by blissfullyunaware

^Hmmm?^
I still dont know who she is, I think I will google her now.

Krista Allen was the big breasted woman in the elevator in "Liar Liar" with Jim Carrey. She was also one of the lesbians in the movie "Anger Management" with Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson. She also played the part of "Billie" on Days of our Lives" back in the early 90's. She also played Nick Stokes "interest" in a few episodes of CSI.

[SunShine23]

she also played an alien in a soft corn porno i saw one night on HBO at 2 am

[Icepik]

Originally Posted by SunShine23

she also played an alien in a soft corn porno i saw one night on HBO at 2 am

Oh my!!

[january]

Yeah, just went to imdb - she got her start in porn, with the "Emmanuelle in Space" franchise, from what I can gather, she was Emmanuelle. I forgot she used to be in Days of Our Lives, too. She has never had a big break in Hollywood, either. Its obvious Clooney thinks she is beneath him. Even when they are dating, he never mentions her, ever. If it wasn't for the random pictures I see of them and random small blurbs on gossip rags, I wouldn't have even known they know each other. He probably thinks it bad publicity.

[Zombocalypse!!!!!!]

2. How dumb can someone be? You may have noticed that there is an A list aging, but not old film star. Actually not A list. He's definitely A+. Some might even throw on another plus. Anyway, you will notice there is a certain woman he dates for a month or two and then she disappears. She then returns in six or seven months for another month or two. This cycle has been played out for a long time. Turns out that she is dumb. (How dumb is she?) I'm glad you asked. She is so dumb that our A+ actor has got her pregnant at least three times. Each time he tells her that he has had a vasectomy and so she can't possibly get pregnant. She always believes him and is always getting pregnant. In fact when she gets pregnant is when she disappears. Seems that is the actor's goal each time.

This blind makes very little sense to me. First, why would an A++ actor, who I would assume has much to lose, be so careless as to keep getting this woman pregnant? What if she catches a clue one day and cashes in? Also, I can't buy that this woman is this slow. I really don't perceive Krista Allen to be dumb. An unremarkable and limited actress, yes, but not so stupid as to get pregnant at least three times and believe the man when he says they couldn't be his. She's been married and has a child; she should have some inkling as to how the hook-ups and the plumbing work.

Either this item is imaginary or incomplete; there is some piece of the puzzle missing here.

[SunShine23]

well maybe she was sleeping with someone else at the same time? or maybe she didnt want a kid with a man who is ashamed of her? so she got abortions. either way this dude probably just doesnt like condoms and she says ok, figuring she'll get an abortion. maybe she is dumb in regards to her relationship with this man.

many people have doubted the authenticity of entertainment lawyer...

[Chilly Willy]

^^ Yeah. More and more.

How about just taking the pill by the way?

[Yoko Ono]

^^ Exactly what I was thinking. Not unless he charms her each time into thinking this time it's different and for real . And when he finds out she's preggers he panicks and tells her to get rid of it or something.
Clooney seems like the type who says he doesn't want kids publicly but would play russian roulette in real life. It's a common behaviour with commitment phobic men.
It happened to a friend I knew a long time ago. She had 3 abortions to her commitment phobe partner before she clued up and moved on.
I'd say this woman is totally in love with him and believes whatever rubbish he tells her.

[purewine]

Why doesn't George Clooney just get a vasectomy already?