Entertainment Lawyer 05/24/07 - Page 2

kingcap72 · May 25th, 2007, 05:58 PM

I think this is about Johnny Depp too, considering the amount of top ten movies he's been in recently, the drunken sailor reference (Captain Jack Sparrow), and the fact that he is considered a brilliant actor. Plus, he didn't marry his busted baby-mama yet, but she is his significant other.

RevellingInSane · May 25th, 2007, 06:21 PM

Yea, I read this again and it seems like Johnny, but he lives in France, right?

kingcap72 · May 25th, 2007, 07:44 PM

^^^That's the only part that threw me at first. But, then again, he has to travel to L.A. a lot to make movies, so it would be the perfect set-up, not to mention excuse for him.

pusssykatt · May 26th, 2007, 11:42 AM

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Crazy Days and Nights
Feel like something spicy? Well this married/not married but definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy) A-List film star with a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years decided he wanted a little escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to keep quiet. So our brilliant actor takes a bus filled with similar minded men (like you can trust a bunch of drunk guys to keep a secret) down to Tijuana a few weeks ago. With a handful of Viagra and a wallet stuffed with cash our actor went to four different houses of ill repute where he sampled the local adult industry up close and personal. He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and got himself so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I guess we know he's straight. He had such a good time with one of the ladies that he made a special trip back down to TJ just two days later with two of his new bus pals to spend time with her and is now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed.

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I think this is definitely Owen Wilson. EL wasn't referring to him being a brilliant actor, but the brilliant idea of how to get hookers and not be exposed. Besides, JD is not the kind of guy who has a bus load of friends...Owen, however, does.

yaruar · May 26th, 2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by bite me spidey

I thought of the Pirate movies and then Depp (who is "married/not married" to his long-time partner) but the Viagra comment threw me off. I don't think Depp is nearly old enough to need a bottle of that.

Depp doesn't live or even work in LA though.

Mira · May 26th, 2007, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SunShine23

^^mel is maried. it says not married. and sailor=boat= pirates? johnny?

i dont think its brad. angelina im sure is a big enough whore for him

Yeah but he cheated on JA all the time,while she stood by. Well-known "secret" in the industry. And if he cheated on her he'd cheat on AJ IMO, probably even with her blessing. She probably does it herself. She's like Madonna that way, who's even written songs about it.

nycgirl · May 26th, 2007, 03:06 PM

Its not Johhny, he has 3 top tens, not 2

I like the Owen Wilson guess, this sounds like him

mamaste · May 27th, 2007, 04:33 AM

Depp has a house in L.A., but he's been in London recently filming Sweeney Todd. It sounds like something Owen Wilson would do.

homer1021 · May 27th, 2007, 11:49 AM

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess Robin Williams(Night at the Museum, Happy Feet).
He's old enough to possibly need viagra and had drug problems in the past so it could be recreational also. He can afford a big tour bus if he wanted to travel that way and seems friendly enough to make better friends with the other guys on the bus. He's been married for a long time so I can see why he would want discretion and why he went so many miles away for the "negotiable affection", lol.
He's been doing alot of voice and character work lately in the mainstream films he does so his face could go unrecognized by people not familiar with his career. To me it seems like he is the only one on the list that might have the time and the need for an arrangement like this if this item is true.

buttmunch · May 27th, 2007, 02:30 PM

I'll go with Mel since he's such an uptight Catholic I figure this would be his thing.

purewine · May 29th, 2007, 03:00 PM

When I made the list, Mel Gibson jumped out at me. He puts on a facade of a good, Christian family man but in reality he's a drunken poonhound. Then again, why would Entertainment Lawyer find it necessary to point out he's had a movie in the top ten 2 out of the last 5 years. That made me think it's someone you wouldn't expect to have 2 annual top ten movies. So, eh, I'm going with Owen Wilson.