October 19, 2011
#4 - This married for now, permanent B list movie actress with a famous dad was at an event the other night and was being polite and making conversation with a man who was probably in his 80's. He also had a young 20 something on his arm. The man holds one of those vague European titles which no one understands. Anyway, our actress asked how long the couple had been together. The man said, "only a couple of weeks now. I would turn her in for you, but you need to get bigger t*ts." He then reached out for a grope before our actress got out of there as quickly as possible.