CDAN 3/22/2012 - The Crash & Burn

**MontanaMama** · March 24th, 2012, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by d2791

I was thinking Lindsay Lohan. The timeframe fits. But Renee Zellweger is also a good guess.

But she was never in a big franchise, but otherwise it fits. Except that Enty would have to have known her when she was in elementary school.

**d2791** · March 24th, 2012, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by greysfang

But why would Lilo need to be a blind? Everyone already knows all her damn business.

Maybe, but not in small detail

**Tati** · March 24th, 2012, 07:19 PM

I don't think it's Kirsten because of this:

Before our actress hit the big time, I knew her and she was just someone who was trying to make it. Her only vices were shots and chain smoking.

She's been acting since she was a kid and never really had to fight to "make it". I doubt she was doing shots and chain-smoking at that time either. Lilo was fitting - even the guest spot on Ugly Betty - until I got to the franchise part?

**BackToBionic** · March 24th, 2012, 09:47 PM

Heather Graham fits so much of this. Fucking the male cast of a comedy that made stars (she was in The Hangover), being in a franchise (Austin Powers), getting her "name above the title" (check the movie poster of "From Hell" - she's joint-billed with Johnny Depp!), being on a popular TV show recently (Portlandia).

And unlike a few of these guesses, she's actually had points in the last decade or so where she looks worth 25K.

**JerriBlank** · March 25th, 2012, 03:36 AM

^along that line, maybe elizabeth hurley, also starred in austin powers and was recently on gossip girl i think. also i can't remember a film she's been in for awhile but not sure if she has anything coming up.

**dallison** · March 25th, 2012, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by BackToBionic

Heather Graham fits so much of this. Fucking the male cast of a comedy that made stars (she was in The Hangover), being in a franchise (Austin Powers), getting her "name above the title" (check the movie poster of "From Hell" - she's joint-billed with Johnny Depp!), being on a popular TV show recently (Portlandia).

And unlike a few of these guesses, she's actually had points in the last decade or so where she looks worth 25K.

I like the Heather Graham guess.

But I'm wondering if Scrubs was the male cast she slept with. If you look through the full cast, there are several names that got a lot of jobs after Scrubs.
The "even got herself a feature film" or whatever could be The Hangover.

**fgg** · March 25th, 2012, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by MontanaMama

But she was never in a big franchise, but otherwise it fits.

what about bridget jones?

**MontanaMama** · March 25th, 2012, 07:33 PM

I meant the Lohan guess. I don't think it's Zellweger, because there's no way Kenny Cheeseball knocked up anyone.

**Genie123** · March 25th, 2012, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Tati

I don't think it's Kirsten because of this:

She's been acting since she was a kid and never really had to fight to "make it". I doubt she was doing shots and chain-smoking at that time either. Lilo was fitting - even the guest spot on Ugly Betty - until I got to the franchise part?

But Lilo was a kid actor too, The Parent Trap and then movies in her teens.

**faithanne** · March 25th, 2012, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by MontanaMama

I meant the Lohan guess. I don't think it's Zellweger, because there's no way Kenny Cheeseball knocked up anyone.

I must be going blind because I can't see where it says anyone knocked up anyone else. Was that from another BI?

**MontanaMama** · March 25th, 2012, 09:25 PM

No that would be me mixing up all the creeper blinds...it's the mean girl/back-stabber one that has the dog hubby. My bad.

**faithanne** · March 25th, 2012, 09:33 PM

^Yeah Enty's starting to get like Ted, they're all merging into one badly-written blur.

**MontanaMama** · March 25th, 2012, 09:38 PM

And he's just droppng bomb after bomb. He's really ramped up the salacious blinds recently. Makes me a little nervous that something huge is about to happen.