The Belle from Hell! Lainey's Blind Item 07/05 - Page 2

Laurent · July 6th, 2006, 08:00 AM

Andie McDowell is a good guess. I think she's supposed to be legendarily bitchy, too.

LynnieD · July 6th, 2006, 10:25 AM

^^Oooooo good one! I never heard she was a bitch, but I'm not totally surprised either. I loved Four Weddings and a Funeral, and yet hated her preformance in it. She has that gummy smile that I cannot get past...eeck.

Laurent · July 6th, 2006, 10:57 AM

I've read in several places that Andie has a reputation for being "difficult," which I always take as celeb speak for "she's a bitch on wheels."

lovelyday · July 6th, 2006, 11:09 AM

I just read this one on Lainey's blog. My first thought was Sela Ward. I'm trying to make sense of the part where Lainey says she has something in common with Julia "With one multiple difference".

Goose · July 6th, 2006, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by lovelyday

I just read this one on Lainey's blog. My first thought was Sela Ward. I'm trying to make sense of the part where Lainey says she has something in common with Julia "With one multiple difference".

Yeah, that's throwing me too. The only thing that I thought of is that it is someone with one child, and not twins? Twins being the multiple part? Maybe that's just stupid...That double talk throws me every time.

Alphachimp · July 6th, 2006, 01:52 PM

Could the multiple difference have anything to do with cosmetic contracts?

Andie is a Loreal spokesperson, or at least was, for their hair color line and makeup?

Didn't Julia sign a contract with Avon recently? Also, didn't she get canned from the Dior fashion campaign??? I can't quite remember...

If children are the reference, how many does Andie have?

LynnieD · July 6th, 2006, 01:57 PM

^Pretty sure Andie has 3 kids......

WickedHo · July 6th, 2006, 02:51 PM

I fucking HATE that old hag Andie MacDowell!!!

It's an irrational hate, though, cuz I've never heard anything about her being a bitch or "difficult." I just fucking hate her: her voice, that dumb face of hers, the sickeningly dull sweetness she exudes. Ugh. FUCKING HATE HER!!

I'll don't think it's her, however, simply because I don't believe she's ever had a "glory decade."

Alphachimp · July 6th, 2006, 05:27 PM

I'm not a big fan of hers either - she was lucky to have a film career after they dubbed her voice with Glenn Close's on that one Tarzan movie...Greystoke???

Let's see - St. Elmo's Fire, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Sex, Lies & Videotapes, Green Card... What other movies am I missing...???

WickedHo · July 6th, 2006, 05:32 PM

Some movie with multiple story lines and Tom Waits. She was married to Tim Robbins, a cop that cheated on her. It's in that same time frame as the other movies you mentioned. For some reason, I can't get the title 'Short Circuit' out of my head.

But that sure as hell weren't it. Maybe... Short Cuts? Something with the word "short"?

ETA: I refuse to google her and find out. That's how much I hate her stupid old hag ass face.

Goose · July 6th, 2006, 05:48 PM

^^I'm ashamed I know this...She was in Mulitplicity with Michael Keaton. Not the multiple story lines, but multiple Michael Keatons!

WickedHo · July 6th, 2006, 05:51 PM

Yes. Yes she was. Dumb ho.

Goose · July 6th, 2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by lovelyday

I just read this one on Lainey's blog. My first thought was Sela Ward. I'm trying to make sense of the part where Lainey says she has something in common with Julia "With one multiple difference".

OOOHHH!!! Is that the "Multiple" Clue??? Multiplicity????

Alphachimp · July 6th, 2006, 06:20 PM

Maybe that's it... Good detective work! Let's cross our fingers' and hope that we're right!

GooseGirl · July 6th, 2006, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LynnieD

She's scheduled for a promotional product appearance and a driver is sent to pick her up. She gets in the car, he gets her settled, and politely asks her how she's finding everything, if she's comfortable, how she's enjoying the weather. And you know what she said?

'What gives you the idea that I want you to talk to me'. Cue very loud exhale and the silent treatment the rest of the way.

This one reminds me of Faye Dunaway, I guess I've read it somewhere. I'm not sure though...