Ted Casablanca 02/20/09

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TED CASABLANCA - E! Online
Judas Jack-Off is a stunningly beautiful star. Gorgeous hair, supple muscles, good pro résumé, too. He's also as hot as he is coy and conniving. But by comparison, let's just say J.J. makes our ever-shy, closeted movie idol Toothy Tile look like an out-and-out saint of gay liberation and openness. See, Judas, a gangly type with flat abs and the concrete ass to go with it, was planning on marrying his boyfriend. Out of the country, mind you, but marriage just the same. To a man! You know, one of those big gay ceremonies that probably makes Ken Starr think about popping pills again. Huge prob: Judas' myriad fans would have gone ape-crap over this happy Romeo-and-Romeo fact had they ever found out, which is exactly why Judas—at his representatives' behest—went ahead and... ...not only dumped his partner and fiancé, but he took up with his latest leading lady instead. Jeez, how 2008, already. And all because a pile of veteran Hollywood starmakers told J.J. that his way-decent career would become about as relevant as Lindsay Lohan's alcohol ankle monitor should he get hitched to the BF. And I can't decide which is the best part of all, that every tabloid around is buying J.J.'s just-pumped-up fake romance, or that Judas had the (typical) ass-wipe nerve to go back to the poor, dumped boyfriend and want sex. What is it about dudes and dogs? So seldom can you tell the diff. It Ain't: Joe Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Jake Gyllenhaal.

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[cmmdee]

Zac Efron?

[Sasha]

I can't think of a stunningly beautiful star who has a just-pumped-up romance.

[LynnieD]

Love how he notted Jake....thats awesome.


Hayden & Rachel??

[Shiver]

I like the Toothy Tile shout out in the blind and then Jake G as a not for Judas.

ETA - I thought of Hayden and Rachel too but they've been "dating" for a couple of years, but maybe the story is relevant since they just announced the engagement.

[junebug]

Originally Posted by LynnieD

Love how he notted Jake....thats awesome.


Hayden & Rachel??

i dont think its them , this blind seem to impy someone that is just recently dating a co -star or in a new relatonship(just-pumped-up fake romance)

[LynnieD]

I think that JJ left his boyfriend last year (2008) and started dating this fake chick and now just pumped up the relationship (ie, got engaged) recently. Thats how I am reading it.

[SweetPea]

but he took up with his latest leading lady instead.

And I can't decide which is the best part of all, that every tabloid around is buying J.J.'s just-pumped-up fake romance, or that Judas had the (typical) ass-wipe nerve to go back to the poor, dumped boyfriend and want sex. What is it about dudes and dogs? So seldom can you tell the diff. It Ain't: Joe Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Jake Gyllenhaal

Just pumped up could mean that it's in the forefront again and I know I'm not supposed to assume but all of the It Ain'ts are gay, no?

[darrellnkim]

I thought Hayden too but the clues dont fit.

And as much as I dont want to think it TT has to be Jake. that not was great

[southernbelle]

I thought of Leonardo di Caprio because of the "Romeo and Romeo" reference, but he doesn't have a "new" girlfriend who is a co-star.

[Sasha]

^^Leo also doesn't have "supple muscles, flat abs, and a concrete ass."

[Sarzy]

Judas Jack Off? I wanna know how he thinks of these names. No clues for this one. It seems like it should be fairly easy if it's someone who recently hooked up with their co star.

[january]

Milo Venti-latte or whatever his name is? The one with Hayden Pantyliners.

[Sasha]

^^He's not pumping up that romance, they've definitely broken up.

I just read where Kate Walsh may be hooking up with David Sutcliffe. I'll try to find more.

edit: Old news, from December
Kate Walsh Hooking Up With Costar David Sutcliffe?

[january]

I also thought of Paul Walker, but that new chick isn't an actress, is she?