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    One Black Boys Are Delicious Blind Vice: Prius Crotch-Catch is so famous, so gorgeous, so down with everything cool in T-town: from always dating the hippest dude, to starring in the latest hit. She’s also politically aware! And she’s so full of enviable girl power, so pure! Surely she doesn’t snort evil drugs or sleep around! Everyone loves and wants to be Prius! Oh, and even though PC-C’s fallen in love from time to time, lately, she’s been on her own—but now appears to be settling sweetly down again. Everyone’s breathing a sigh of belated relief. So fab that Prius has met her latest BF, a fine and steady dude who knows nothing of his girl’s immediate and shocking past, which includes: Many, many cocaine-powered nights of hot, endless and very loud sex that white chick Prius just stopped having with Wally Wallup, an African-American dude who’s as studly as he is rich and infamous. No one knew Prius and Wally were dating—and they liked it that way, too, as they were wholly hooking up just for the wild nooky. Jeez, thought it was just the gays who went for the meaningless, sweaty hot sex, but what the ef do I know? Just that the hipster hotel where Wallup and Crotch-Catch always did it became even more infamous than it already is when the gorgeous twosome’s screams, snorts and clandestine meetings became so...well, vocal. Indeed, Mr. Wallup had to start posting his bodyguards outside their suite doors just to keep folks from breaking in and calling 911, or joining in, take your pick. Doesn’t matter anymore, as Prius C-C only has eyes for her just-snagged, far-less-athletic nooky partner. Won’t last. Uh-uh, no friggin’ wild-sex-starved way. Mark my snoopy (and wise) words. And It Aint: Rachel McAdams, Scarlett Johansson, Hayden Panettiere.

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    Cameron Diaz and Diddy

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    Wow I was just going to post the same thing. Cameron is known to drive a Prius. And Diddy is a dog, just like Snoopy

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    I don't really think of Diddy as "studly"... but don't know who this could be.

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    Weren't there some blinds about Cameron on Panache Report a while back that depicted her as being "addicted to the syrup cocktail" and uh... shall we say "entertaining" rooms of black men?

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    cammie and diddy

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    I like the Cameron guess, but I don't think it's Diddy. Maybe some athlete?
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    I think it's Cammie and 50. He's famous for his hot bod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brando View Post
    I like the Cameron guess, but I don't think it's Diddy. Maybe some athlete?

    i think the only famous black dude cameron as been linked to is diddy

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    I immediately thought of Cameron too. But I'm not sure who Wally is.

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    I think it's Cameron and 50 Cent. There's no way in hell I'd ever think of Diddy as being "studly."
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    Doesn’t matter anymore, as Prius C-C only has eyes for her just-snagged, far-less-athletic nooky partner.
    I'm thinking that Wally may be a pro-athlete. Do they usually have bodyguards? I was thinking Kobe, but I can't tell if Wally is supposed to be single or married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pusssykatt View Post
    Doesn’t matter anymore, as Prius C-C only has eyes for her just-snagged, far-less-athletic nooky partner.
    doesn't this exclude diddy? paul sculfor is far less athletic looking than 50 but def not diddy.

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    Ok, what is a 'syrup cocktail'? My innocent ears are dying to know. Well, maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    Ok, what is a 'syrup cocktail'? My innocent ears are dying to know. Well, maybe.
    you mix codeine cough syrup with liquor

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