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    Default Panache Report "Beyond Secrecy" 12/30/08

    BLIND ITEM JIGSAW: "BEYOND SECRECY" (SOUTHERN DOWNLOW)
    Introduction: I have to give this downlow Southern set their props, they took every security precaution to remain discreet but we still penetrated their security.
    A Southern hip-hop producer is the ringleader for an elite downlow club (that recently launched) in the south that caters to downlow rap stars.
    Members are informed on the whereabouts of parties, just before the start of the party, which is usually held in a rented mansion; like the West Coast DL functions.
    They are told not to drive a car, in case paparazzi is lying in wait to take down license plate numbers that will reveal their identities. Instead, they are told where to catch a party bus/shuttle to the secret destination.
    Members also have to sign a confidentiality agreements and no cameras or cell phones are allowed on the premises; like the Playboy mansion policy.
    Three of the members are rappers, two well known and one who isn't well known, outside of the urban community. All of these rappers are men-who you would not suspect of being on the DL, they have all been linked romantically to women and have been involved in long term relationships with women. Prior to this blind item, DL rumors never surrounded them. They are basically new recruits.
    Another member is a music executive who is also very well known.
    Out of curiosity, two former NBA players showed up at one of the parties, one is a former superstar, the other is well known, both men are retired.
    They left shortly afterwards when they both realized, it wasn't their scene.
    Who is the music producer?
    Who are the three rappers?
    Who is the music executive?
    Who are the NBA stars?



    Blind Items/Panache Report Comments: BLIND ITEM JIGSAW: "BEYOND SECRECY" (SOUTHERN DOWNLOW)

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    "Who is the music producer?
    Who are the three rappers?
    Who is the music executive?
    Who are the NBA stars? "

    1-master p?
    2-Nelly, Nas and ?
    3-Diddy for sure
    4-Micheal Jordan? and Dennis Rodman

    just throwing those out there...

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    1) Master P is a good guess
    2) Eminem, Nelly & Kanye West
    3) Jay-Z
    4) Charles Barkley & Isiah Thomas

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    1. Master P
    2. T.I, Ludacris and who knows
    3. JD
    4. Micheal Jordan and Charles Barkley
    (276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
    OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus

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    I'm starting to believe she makes this shit up, she seems to have a fascination with downlow men. If any of these stories were at all true, she'd name names with the evidence she claims she has!
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    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    HA! DIdn't Charles Barkely say that he was on his way tot the best BJ of his life when he was pulled over for speeding?

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    Quote Originally Posted by donnarama View Post
    HA! DIdn't Charles Barkely say that he was on his way tot the best BJ of his life when he was pulled over for speeding?
    a BJ with a woman.
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    Thank you SSDiva! I thought I was the only one who thought this...I am starting the think the whole site is fake....

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    So if you are black and successful you are downlow?
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    So if you are black and successful you are downlow?
    According to the Panache report you are. Oh and if you are a black male who marries outside his race, you "self-hate" also

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    I'm starting to believe she makes this shit up, she seems to have a fascination with downlow men. If any of these stories were at all true, she'd name names with the evidence she claims she has!

    Not only that but it's so weird how the first part reads about secrecy and members are notified just before it starts but two guys happen to 'show up' and realize it's 'not their scene'. It contradicts, badly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    I'm starting to believe she makes this shit up, she seems to have a fascination with downlow men. If any of these stories were at all true, she'd name names with the evidence she claims she has!
    I agree. Her blinds get wilder and wilder. She does have some kind of obsession with DL men. Everything she posts reads like a novel, which makes since because she writes them.

    Still, true or not, she writes the most scandalous blinds around.

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    I think it'd be funny if one of the men on DL were married to one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta

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    I am wondering why some people, like the Panache Reporter, seem to think ALL black men in Hollywood are on the DL.

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