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    Default Entertainment Lawyer 12/26/08

    So, I changed my mind about a blind item. This celebutard has a world of positive publicity right now from every corner of the earth. Know the quickest way to lose it? By dating a married woman. Sure, the woman is a B- film actress but her ticket to A list will die quickly if this scandal hits. Do you know who she is? Maybe. But she has been, and is going to be in some of the biggest movies of the year. You would definitely recognize her face. Our celebutard has serious A+ name recognition right now. Oh, and she is considered a newlywed by any definition which makes this extra juicy, extra scandalous, and extra career threatening.

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    Heidi Montag is a "newlywed" (sort of). I'm drawing a blank for the film actress
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    I'm thinking Scarlett Johanssen, but is she a celebutard?
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    I'm confused--is the celebutard male or female?? Is the celebutard or the actress a newlywed?
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    What is the definition of a "celebutard"? Someone like Heidi and Spencer or Paris who have no discernible talent other than promoting themselves shamelessly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IheartParis View Post
    I'm confused--is the celebutard male or female?? Is the celebutard or the actress a newlywed?
    I'm confused too. It seems like he used that name for both of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KS71 View Post
    Heidi Montag is a "newlywed" (sort of). I'm drawing a blank for the film actress
    Heide is only famous in USA. The rest of the world dont have a clue who is this girl.

    "positive publicity right now from every corner of the earth."

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    He might reveal this one next week!
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    The celebutard is getting positive pr from every corner of the earth. Def not Balthazar Getty, but I guess it would be someone like him? An heir with a lot of name recognition?

    The B list film actress is a newlywed, who is going to be in some of the biggest movies of the year. ScarJo is a newlywed whose face we "definitely recognize" so I think it's her.
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    It says 'Do you know who she is? Maybe'. I would think Scarlett is more famous than that suggests.

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    ^^True.

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    Katherine Heigel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IheartParis View Post
    I'm confused--is the celebutard male or female?? Is the celebutard or the actress a newlywed?
    I think the celebutard is male and the actress is the newlywed... well at least that's how I read it.



    The main guesses for the "celebutard" on the EL website are Kevin Federline and DJ AM

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    I'm thinking this is a same sex couple, because it's written to sound like the celebutard and actress are both women.
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    ^^I agree, Laurent. Sounds like 2 women and the celebutard is a newlywed??
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