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    Default Lainey Blind Item 12/15/08 - Cuba and Chocolate

    Two different megastars, two different preferences, but in the end, the act is the same.

    The first is a happy father, settled down and reformed, bankable and respected at the same time… a major player. Which is why it’s so important that he keeps his Cuban male lover hidden away to be enjoyed when he’s not on location. It might seem risqué, having his secret stashed so close to home and his official partner, but he’s hot and horny, and it’s not like he’s not living in a freestyling environment, although I have to tell you, this one really, really surprised me. He plays it so well. And in the end, if it wasn’t such a fraud, it totally wouldn’t matter. He is the nicest, nicest person. Kind and considerate and generous… makes me sad he’s forced to live a lie.

    The other is much less attached, but just as heterosexually pressured, perhaps even more so. While he’s best known for his female pursuits, and so many females need to believe it that way, it would seem that women are not his only pleasures. When he decides he has a yearning for the other sex however, his flavour is decidedly darker. Sweet chocolate is what they call it? Yes. Black men are his weakness. On occasion, his hankering for it can get him into trouble. He was recently captivated by a fine black man working security at an event who was, unfortunately, not a homosexual. Apparently our star doesn’t have a very sophisticated gaydar because he hit up the wrong dude who did not appreciate the attention, even coming from such a powerful and coveted celebrity. He almost had his ass kicked. His people had to intervene, placate the man, pay off the man… although if he did end up getting the beat-down, he probably would have liked it. Because word is, as time goes on, he’s leaning towards picking a side. Like playing exclusively for the boys team.

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    I'm guessing Will Smith for #1
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    Whatever flavor It happens to be"
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    I don't think it's Will because the gay rumors have plagued him for awhile and Lainey writes that she was totally shocked.

    1. Reformed? Warren Beatty????!

    2. No idea.

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    this one really, really surprised me. He plays it so well.
    I don't think #1 is Will because of the above. With all the stories swirling for years and then that madam claiming recently that he ordered rent boys from her, it's not a surprise that he plays for the other team.

    For #2 I'm thinking Clooney. But I hate guessing him because he's always one of the token guesses (along with Will, Travolta, Cruise, Jackman and of course, Jake)

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    They are both a bit vague. I don't think the first one is any of the usual names that spring up in the gay blind items though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    I don't think it's Will because the gay rumors have plagued him for awhile and Lainey writes that she was totally shocked.

    1. Reformed? Warren Beatty????!

    2. No idea.
    1. I don't think so. It says he has to keep the guy hidden "to be enjoyed when he's not on location".
    Warren hasn't made a movie since 1998......
    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

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    #1 happy father, reformed, bankable, major player, nicest person. She always talks about how nice Matt Damon is (although I don't want this to be him). Matt & Luciana live in Miami most of the time too so the cuban thing fits IMO.

    #2 Clooney

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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    1. I don't think so. It says he has to keep the guy hidden "to be enjoyed when he's not on location".
    Warren hasn't made a movie since 1998......
    Yeah it was a wild guess. And I know you're probably relieved

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    ^^ Yeah it was a wild guess. And I know you're probably relieved
    Hehe, not relieved, he just never struck me as an experimental guy
    (which he'd have to be to try the other side, not being gay) - he's
    quite a prude and traditional, crazy as that may sound.
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    Lol

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    I was thinking RDJ for #1 because it says "reformed." No idea on #2.

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    Don't hit me,but Colin Farell sounds like #1..
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffy View Post
    I was thinking RDJ for #1 because it says "reformed." No idea on #2.
    Robert Downey Jr., That is who I was thinking of also
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    ^And RDJ is on Lainey's Freebie Five still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Don't hit me,but Colin Farell sounds like #1..
    I think I'd buy that before RDJ.

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