A Thick Skin

browneyedgirly · January 13th, 2006, 10:11 AM

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She's renowned for her beauty and revered for her body and even though she's probably past her prime, it doesn't mean she's still not a hot piece of ass. Single these days too. Too bad she's been known to go off the deep end. And I guess it's true what they say about beautiful women having a hard time finding men. Because I hear she's desperate and she's resorting to some aggressive, risky tactics. At a recent party, hobnobbing with the socialite crowd, our girl arrives solo and scopes out the potential. She has her eye on a nice, distinguished-looking gentleman who happens to have a wife. The wife is there. She is a lovely woman and she leaves her husband's side for a moment to chat with a few other rich wives in a different room.

That's when our lady moves in for the kill. She sits down beside him, leans over, pushes her tits together, and starts chatting. Within five minutes she's literally trying to climb into his lap. Literally. Naturally, if his wife wasn't around, he would have bagged that sh*t in the bathroom ASAP. Unfortunately, his wife WAS around. And when she returned to find a long, lean, tan body draped around her husband, she hit the roof. Foaming at the mouth, shaking with rage, in front of several witnesses, the Mrs - in a very regal, high society way - lay a verbal smackdown on the superhussy that would make even my mother look up from the mahjong table. Strangest thing though. Getting caught had almost no effect on our bombshell. She just shrugged her shoulders, mumbled 'sorry', and sashayed away… quickly finding a new target and engrossing herself in him and on him and around him for the rest of the night.

Don’t bother with Sharon Stone, Naomi Campbell, or Teri Hatcher.

Froom Lainey
Uma Thurman??? Anyone know if she's still with that super rich guy, who ever he was?

Rambie · January 13th, 2006, 10:14 AM

Kim Cattrall?

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Mariah!?

Fonzarelli23 · January 13th, 2006, 10:20 AM

My first thought was Sharon Stone but that got shot down. And I think Uma is still with that guy. I'll have to think on this one.

moocow · January 13th, 2006, 10:44 AM

And when she returned to find a long, lean, tan body draped around her husband
That doesn't fit Mariah, she's not lean. I've never really seen Uma tan. I wouldn't call Kim lean, she's more shapely.

What about Janice Dickinson?

muchlove · January 13th, 2006, 11:02 AM

Uma is still with that guy as far as I know.

In Hollywood, "past her prime" could mean anyone over 35. That's a lot of possibilities.

LynnieD · January 13th, 2006, 11:20 AM

Carol Alt! She seems to be a total ho bitch!! She's single and it's ALL about her.....at least in every interview I have ever read/seen.

starry · January 13th, 2006, 12:19 PM

janice dickinson?? bo derek??

Rambie · January 13th, 2006, 12:24 PM

Yeah thats true Mariah is not lean, god it could be so many people, I would want to say Teri Hatcher but I can't. Janice Dickinson would fit.

browneyedgirly · January 13th, 2006, 02:40 PM

Who's Pam Anderson dating these days?

southernbelle · January 13th, 2006, 03:10 PM

Nicollete Sheridan?

SVZ · January 13th, 2006, 08:46 PM

Is Monica Belucci with anyone?

Could it be one of the supermodels?

pacific breeze · January 13th, 2006, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by browneyedgirly

Who's Pam Anderson dating these days?

Everybody!

missbhaven · January 19th, 2006, 05:18 PM

What about Halle Berry?

tofucheesecake · January 19th, 2006, 06:08 PM

I would say Pam Anderson, although I'm not sure she's single. But she was noticeably out of place amongst the Hollywood elite at the Golden Globes. And guys bring their wives there, so I would guess her.

bigbrowneyes · January 20th, 2006, 08:49 AM

Eva Longoria?