July 26th, 2008, 09:19 AM
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#1 - Besides being a drunken buffoon, this A list actor has caused quite the stir at one of the gated complexes in which he lives. Seems he is a big fan of long walks at night. The thing is, his walks seem to always call for a break whenever he sees an open window that he can peer through. Doesn't seem to be all about sex. He just likes walking up to open windows and looking in. Neighbors don't appreciate it very much, although so far it has only involved private security and not the cops.
#2 - Mild mannered on and off screen, this aging, but not old, former Academy Award winning actor has a favorite haunt. He loves this S&M club. Although his name is on the membership records, when he is at the club or an event he always wears a mask the entire time and has everyone call him Steve. His favorite activities always have to include redheads. Don't know why, just one of his kinks apparently.
#3&4 - This male television A-lister and C+ film lister has a unique game. How many different women he can have sex with in 24 hours? No hookers allowed. Has to be women he picks up. So far his current record is 7. His male co-star with a steady girlfriend keeps track. Oh, and the girlfriend knows and thinks it is hot. Her word, definitely not mine.
#1 Keanu
#2 ? Tommy Lee Jones,lol
#3 Jeremy Piven & Kevin Connolly
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July 26th, 2008, 01:29 PM
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#1 is Keanu, absolutely. I can see him doing that shit.
#2 no clue probably someone like Al Pacino..
#3 is probably those Entourage dudes yea.
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July 26th, 2008, 01:55 PM
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1. Keanu- Judging from past blinds revealed, he seems like a harmless drunk who has no sense of manners.
2. I'll have think about this one.
3. I hope your wee wee rots and falls off, Pivert!
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July 26th, 2008, 04:21 PM
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I was thinking of Alec Baldwin or Hasselhoff for #1.
#2 Maybe Tom Hanks. His wife rita is a redhead, maybe he likes redheads. He is mild-mannered.
#3. ?
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July 28th, 2008, 01:31 AM
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Ugh, Piven is gross, i don't know how he gets any pussy at all.
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July 28th, 2008, 04:03 AM
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but when you have a redhead at home, why bother?!
noooo... keanu cant be that bad... can he?!
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July 28th, 2008, 05:35 AM
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1# Mel Gibson?
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July 28th, 2008, 09:18 AM
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1. Shia?
2. Tom Hanks (haha)
3. ?
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July 28th, 2008, 09:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cmmdee
. Tom Hanks (haha)
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Why not?
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July 28th, 2008, 09:38 AM
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^^ LOL. He could pass as a Steve.
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July 28th, 2008, 09:40 AM
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"Bend over, Steve."
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July 28th, 2008, 09:57 AM
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1. Keanu
2. De Niro?
3. Piven, Connolly. The hot is a Hilton reference and Connoly dated Nikki.
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July 28th, 2008, 10:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RevellingInSane
1. Keanu
2. De Niro?
3. Piven, Connolly. The hot is a Hilton reference and Connoly dated Nikki.
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I think they're still together.
2. I think not DeNiro. He's married/ dated African-American women for ages; no indication he likes redheads instead.
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July 28th, 2008, 12:56 PM
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Ugh, who writes this shit? There's no such thing as a "former Academy Award winner." You either ARE an Oscar winner or you're not. Idiots.
And it's NOT Tom Hanks! It's NOT! He is wonderful! SHUT UP!
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July 28th, 2008, 01:14 PM
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I like Keanu and Hanks for the first two. No idea about the 3rd one.
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