Entertainment Lawyer 07/22/2008

pusssykatt · July 22nd, 2008, 07:04 PM

Crazy Days and Nights
#1 - A certain Northwest city - Several weeks ago this not married actor who is involved in a relationship with an A list actress was staying at a hotel and he was all alone or so everyone thought. The concierge got a call from the gentleman in the room asking if the concierge could get him some company for the evening. Well the concierge asked some preferential questions and arranged for someone to be sent over. The woman was only there for a few minutes and was sent away, but with a little cash in her hand. The concierge receives another call and then another as this act plays itself out over the course of five or six women until finally one stays. And stayed all night and left the hotel with the actor and lo and behold his actress squeeze as well.

#2 - A certain Southwest city - This male talk show host had just a few too many to drink or to smoke or to snort but was crazy out of his mind, and made his big eyes even bigger. Well the talk show host decided that at 2am he was going to make a raid on the lobby furniture because it was moving. Oh yeah, it was moving and trying to surround him. So, our talk show host spent about an hour taking a fire ax to various pieces of the furniture. When management was notified they said they didn't care since no other guests were awake and they would get paid for it anyway. After an hour, the talk show host said the furniture was dead and fell asleep right there in the middle of the lobby.

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PaperDoll · July 22nd, 2008, 07:23 PM

#1-Harrison Ford? Is Calista Flockhart considered A-list?

Just Kill Me · July 22nd, 2008, 07:29 PM

#2; what the fuck!?!?!??!

LynnieD · July 22nd, 2008, 07:40 PM

Holy shit #2 is HILARIOUS!!!!! Male talk show host???? How many talk shows are there??

And I don't know the first!!

Tyka · July 22nd, 2008, 07:50 PM

LOL @ number two!

Letterman
Leno
Ferguson (isn't he a recovering alcoholic?)
O'Brien
Kimmel

"made his big eyes even bigger" ???

No idea.

LynnieD · July 22nd, 2008, 07:52 PM

Hmmmm.....maybe THAT is the reason Sarah dumped Jimmy?? TRUTH COMES OUT!

Natalie · July 22nd, 2008, 08:04 PM

#2 has to be Pat "your so fucking hot" O'Brien from "The Insider

Shiver · July 22nd, 2008, 08:21 PM

Does Carson Daly still have a talk show? After the dude who plays Ben on Lost, CD has the buggiest eyes in H'wood.

sparkly · July 22nd, 2008, 08:26 PM

2. Montel Williams?

mrs.v · July 22nd, 2008, 08:54 PM

#1 Stuart Townsend & Charlize Theron.

#2 Carson Daly

Kirsten89 · July 22nd, 2008, 10:29 PM

Brad and Angie for #1?
I like Carson for #2. He has big eyes and I always thought he had a drug problem.

kersalli · July 23rd, 2008, 01:50 AM

#1.) I like the Stuart/Charlize guess. I could definitely see them being into that. Plus, the Northwest city could be a reference to Townsend's directorial debut "Battle in Seattle"...maybe that's a stretch.

#2.) Definitely Carson Daly. That man has the buggiest eyes I've ever seen, he's horrifying looking with or without the drugs. He did lose quite a bit of weight a couple years ago and has never seemed to put it back on; he looks really unhealthy now.