July 21st, 2008, 04:38 PM
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Strangest Breakup #567. This is going to be tough because the people involved have only one job each and in my opinion both do it badly. I guess the female (A list name recognition) in the story could be considered doing things professionally, but hasn't done the first well, for over 20 years and that is assuming it wasn't come kind of electronic miracle. He was a nobody until he started dating her. Now I guess he would be a celebutard and there are rumors he is about to get a dramatic boost to his 15 minutes. Anyway, the reason for their most recent breakup is apparently the woman in the relationship has some birds. Not too many. Not like Heidi Fleiss and her parrots. This is just five or six, but our woman likes to let them be free and fly around her house. Well anyway, they fly free and crap free and one day our guy was at her home in a new suit and a bird crapped on it. He went into a rage, rolled up a magazine and went after the bird until it was dead. He then walked out of her house and never spoke to her again. Oh, she's been married before. Does that help?
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July 21st, 2008, 04:39 PM
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What The Hell??
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July 21st, 2008, 04:47 PM
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^^I agree.
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July 21st, 2008, 05:09 PM
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Paula Abdul!!!!! She recently broke up with her boyfriend (no one really knew his name before her), and now he's about to get his own reality show.
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July 21st, 2008, 05:13 PM
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The guy that dated Paula is getting his OWN reality show???? WTF???
And I can expect MY reality show WHEN?
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July 21st, 2008, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by sparkly
Paula Abdul!!!!! She recently broke up with her boyfriend (no one really knew his name before her), and now he's about to get his own reality show.
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Good guess! The 'electronic miracle' made me think of a singer who's voice was enhanced!
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July 21st, 2008, 05:26 PM
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Totally sounds like Paula Abdul and what's-his-name. And what an f'ing ASS for bashing a bird to death! What the hell?? Sheesh, talk about anger issues.
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July 21st, 2008, 05:37 PM
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britney spears and k-fed
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July 21st, 2008, 05:41 PM
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no i take it back....the "over 20 yrs" thing wouldnt fit
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July 21st, 2008, 06:16 PM
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Zsa Zsa Gabor and Prince Von Ahole?
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July 21st, 2008, 08:20 PM
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Drew Barrymore and Justin Long? Drew's been married before. Justin Long became more notable when he was with her. 'Electronic miracle' doesn't really fit with that guess though... but it makes me wonder if that's more of a clue towards him - because he's the 'Mac guy' or whether he's referring to her role in ET as being an electronic miracle.
I'ma swing towards Paula Abdul and whoever that guy she is with is. He is supposed to be appearing on The Bachelor.
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July 21st, 2008, 08:39 PM
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Um, Paula's first hit came in the late 80s. Plus, she had fame as Janet Jackson's choreographer before then. Over 20 years fits.
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July 21st, 2008, 09:44 PM
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Sounds like Paula Abdul, she's crazy enough.
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July 22nd, 2008, 11:55 AM
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oh my, the next Bachelor will be Paula Abdul's leftovers? *Shudder*
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July 22nd, 2008, 12:24 PM
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Yea I go with Paua also.
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