Entertainment Lawyer 06/04/08

mrs.v · June 4th, 2008, 05:01 PM

#1 - What does this female talk show host/ B list actress enjoy doing on her weekends more than anything? How about sitting in front of her television all weekend and ordering jewelery from home shopping channels. Thousands and thousands of dollars worth. And the funny thing is she doesn't really wear any, she just likes the shows and buying.

#2 - Despite reports to the contrary, what really broke up this celebrity couple was not interference but rather the fact that when our female got home one night her boyfriend was waiting for her. While she was digging for the keys in her purse, a torn condom wrapper came fluttering out. Considering she and her boyfriend didn't use condoms this was distressing to him, hence the breakup. Now any time he spends with her is just to get back at her and is not out of any kind of sense of love.

#1 Whoopi?
#2 Jessica! that slut!

happy8 · June 4th, 2008, 05:44 PM

#1 is not a BI - Whoopi talks about buying stuff all the time on The View. Plus, she wears the stuff and talks about it.

#2 does sound like Jessica, but c'mon she wasn't using condoms with Tony. Bleech.......

greysfang · June 4th, 2008, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mrs.v

#1 Whoopi?
#2 Jessica! that slut!

I totally agree with you.

Marla_Singer · June 4th, 2008, 07:44 PM

But how would spending time with her be "getting back at her?"

missjuicy · June 4th, 2008, 10:34 PM

its like flashing himself and sayin u cant have this anymoreeeee...like a tease.

i think #1 could be tyra banks for some reason but i see it as whoopi too
and #2 i thought jessica too the word "interference" and romo being a football player did it for me

sparkly · June 5th, 2008, 01:50 AM

2. I thought Jess and Tony were the answer to the blind about the couple who broke up because she creeped him out by wanting him to choke her during sex, and a lot of people thought (including myself) that she learned it from John Mayer...

Just Kill Me · June 5th, 2008, 12:44 PM

#2 is totally Jessica Simpson. I bet she has some serious sexual dysfunction/deviance issues that are very well "hidden"

Natalie · June 5th, 2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Kill Me

#2 is totally Jessica Simpson. I bet she has some serious sexual dysfunction/deviance issues that are very well "hidden"

probably because her dad is always commenting on how real her knockers are
and how "hot" she is.

I wouldn't be surprised if that condom had her dads DNA on it.