June 2nd, 2008, 11:13 AM
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Panache Report 6/1/08
BLIND ITEM: "SYRUP COCKTAIL/RAPPER/ & WHITE STAR"
This white female star has jungle fever on the low. She creeps very discreetly because if her family found out, there would be hell to pay!
She's had a succession of one night stands with black male celebrities in the past. Now, she's creeping with a rapper who has her addicted to the syrup cocktail.
She's complained of stomach problems regarding the cocktail but she can't seem to stop indulging.
While under the influence, she gets real freaky and has engaged in unprotected and deviate sex acts. It's rumored that she once serviced an entire rap crew.
A few months ago, she had a pregnancy scare, she was relieved that it was a false alarm because her parents would have hit the roof if the baby would have come out half-black.
She openly dates white but has a big desire for black men in the dark.
Hint: The rapper is not Lil Wayne
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June 2nd, 2008, 11:16 AM
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What is a "syrup cocktail"?
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June 2nd, 2008, 11:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IheartParis
What is a "syrup cocktail"?
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"Purple Drank" in Wikipedia and it lists all of the rappers who have admited to indulging in this drink in songs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_Stuff
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June 2nd, 2008, 12:03 PM
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Gross that purple drink just sounds very nasty.
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June 2nd, 2008, 12:47 PM
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I guess I'll throw Jessica Simpson out as a guess
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June 2nd, 2008, 01:09 PM
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Man, hold up, I got too much lean in my cup...
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June 2nd, 2008, 01:18 PM
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June 2nd, 2008, 01:22 PM
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Cameron Diaz or Pamela Anderson, who was rumored to have done the whole rap group Onyx
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June 2nd, 2008, 02:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RevellingInSane
Cameron Diaz or Pamela Anderson, who was rumored to have done the whole rap group Onyx
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I'd say Pamela Anderson. There's a picture of her hanging out with Ray J two years ago. Yet who knew they even knew each other? Also her "pregnancy" was highly suspicious.
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June 2nd, 2008, 04:03 PM
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But they mention that her parents would freak out. That points to someone much younger than Diaz and Anderson, to my mind.
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June 2nd, 2008, 04:45 PM
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It's the Racist Skank! 
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June 2nd, 2008, 04:53 PM
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I could see Parasite on this one since it mentions family...
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June 2nd, 2008, 07:03 PM
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Paris is a good guess. I would do 50 cent, btw. Gawd hes hawt.
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June 2nd, 2008, 10:29 PM
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^^^Eww
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June 2nd, 2008, 10:47 PM
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My first thoughts were Jessica and banned. Only
because of the family thing. Hmmmmm.
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