Panache Report 05/30/08

pusssykatt · June 1st, 2008, 11:41 AM

PANACHE REPORT
She's always been a sex freak. Men have said, having sex with her is one hell of a workout that causes you to take off work the next day. She's a sexual athlete and watches adult movies to sharpen her skills. She's down with whatever with whomever. She's proud of her sexual reputation, so much so, she was thinking of releasing a sex tape to have her skills on display and to boost her career. She has slept her way through Black Hollywood twice. She uses her celeb connections to hook up with men: Rappers, R&B singers, Professional athletes, etc. She's also down for having sex in public. She's an uninhibited, insatiable exhibitionist. When she did snag a man in the limelight, she thought she struck gold and it was only a matter of time before she walked down the aisle, wrong! Your man was recently seen surrounded by three blondes and he let everyone know within earshot, they were going to be participating in group sex later that evening. Meanwhile, his homeboy, who is retired from the limelight couldn't get his leftovers because the word is out-he has a STD. Girlfriend is still on the arm of her cheating man, clueless. Hint: She's not a singer or video girl. When you figure her identity out, you will also figure out her boyfriend's famous identity.

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RevellingInSane · June 1st, 2008, 04:05 PM

Meagan Good and Thomas Jones

judejack · June 2nd, 2008, 10:51 AM

Update from Panache:

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Gotta give a hint: Pretty but not Megan. Not Gabby. Last hints: she's not a singer, actress, female rapper, or model but you all know her. Not Kim Porter, not a female athlete, read my clues and it should narrow your search.

Not Julissa and Larry. Nearly 100 comments and no one knows, let me ask Myra if I can give more clues.

Last clue, very pretty.

Most popular guess is Ananda Lewis (formerly of TRL) dating Sam Casell (NBA baller). The guy with the STD would be Vernon Maxwell.

WesCAdle · June 2nd, 2008, 11:30 AM

It totally sounds like Kim Kardassian and Reggie Bush. She has made the rounds - so to speak and I could see her wanting to exploit this as a "workout" tape rather than porn. I can see her stupid mother pushing this whole idea for her 10%, plus it may help explain a NEW tape that's about to come out and they're trying to get ahead of the game. Shit the whole damn family has had sex tapes or provocative photos floating around for years now.

cmmdee · June 2nd, 2008, 01:13 PM

She sounds like a ho, whoever she is.

RevellingInSane · June 2nd, 2008, 01:20 PM

Who would be surprised that Kim K is a skank? A video of her going to church and holy water being thrown on her and boiling away would shock me more than a sex tape.

If this is Kim, who was the only other person I could think of who would fit, why not just become a porn star?

baked_tater · June 2nd, 2008, 07:14 PM

If its Kim her upset over the imposter now makes sense. If anyone is going to exploit Kim K it will be Kim K, by golly!!

MissVenus · June 5th, 2008, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by WesCAdle

It totally sounds like Kim Kardassian and Reggie Bush. She has made the rounds - so to speak and I could see her wanting to exploit this as a "workout" tape rather than porn. I can see her stupid mother pushing this whole idea for her 10%, plus it may help explain a NEW tape that's about to come out and they're trying to get ahead of the game. Shit the whole damn family has had sex tapes or provocative photos floating around for years now.

bingo! my thoughts exactly...