One Air-Sick Blind Vice - Ted Casablanca 05/29/08

[sanlee]

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One Air-Sick Blind Vice




Morgan Mayhem is up to her old tricks. Well, I guess they can't really be considered old if she never stopped doing them?
Ms. May has a load of talents, but her best (and most often used) one is alienating her amigos. One of the buds she's burned as of late is the brother of one of her former flames, Dare to Do Me, the cute eye candy from a band still pretty popular on the charts. M2 is still psycho for the rocker she's shared several rendezvous romps with in the past, but D.D.'s moved on to focus on his music, good boy. Morg still keeps Dare's bro around, prolly as a resource if the fella ever wants to play with this par-tick groupie again.
Morgy is prone to wrestling up some wacky stuff to put her so-called friends through. She'll call the dreamy Do Me's brother up on a random weekday, claming she just bought them both plane tickets to Europe for that very day. If that wasn't spontaneous and silly enough, Do Me 2 will pick May-babe up and drive her to the airport, only to find out there's no ticket for him. Girl just straight up lies. Can you imagine that in Los Angeles? Oh, you shouldn't treat pals like that, M2, especially when they're related to amours you may want to snag back once you're finished with your current, more curious, conquests.
But listen up: Maybe it's not all drugs, dudes and rock 'n' roll with Mayhem, after all. Close buds swears Morgan's got a bona fide mental disorder that would explain her notorious behavior. It ain't chemicals or drink that's driving this doll up the walls—just like Britney's problemos were more brain-centered than everyone first thought. For real: Morgan insists there exists, somewhere in ultraluxurious, née looney, la-la land, a special private jet that takes celebs from L.A. to London in one hour. Swears.
Jeez, why isn't somebody helping this broad? She's screaming for aid, really. Nobody's listening.




And It Ain't

• Courtney Love
• Drew Barrymore
• Scarlett Johansson

[MontanaMama]

I'm fairly certain that Morgan has been revealed as Blowhan. This seems fairly in character for her - except for the boy parts (pun intended).

[Sialia]

Yeah, Morgan Mayhem is Lindsay Lohan.

Dare to Do Me must be Nick Carter, the brother she messes with is Aaron Carter, and the reference to "once you're finished with your current, more curious, conquests" means Sam Ronson.

[Moonpie]

The general consensus is that Morgan Mayem is Lindsay Lohan. Given that, I think that the brothers are Jared and Shannon Leto.

[Beeyotch]

So he's saying that Blowhan is mentally ill too?

Sounds to me like she's just a pathological liar and manipulator who has no qualms about using people for her own convenience. Doesn't make her mentally ill, just a self-centered, lying bitch.

[MrsMarsters]

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

So he's saying that Blowhan is mentally ill too?

Sounds to me like she's just a pathological liar and manipulator who has no qualms about using people for her own convenience. Doesn't make her mentally ill, just a self-centered, lying bitch.

Probably, but people wanna believe her and Britney have a mental disorder....instead of being selfish whores.

[Sarzy]

Originally Posted by Sialia

Yeah, Morgan Mayhem is Lindsay Lohan.

Dare to Do Me must be Nick Carter, the brother she messes with is Aaron Carter, and the reference to "once you're finished with your current, more curious, conquests" means Sam Ronson.

It's not Nick Carter, he isn't a rocker!

[LynnieD]

Absolutely Lilo and I was thinking it was those stupid Madden brothers or something.

Wasn't she just photographed w/the one that dates Nicole?

[Lily]

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

So he's saying that Blowhan is mentally ill too?

Sounds to me like she's just a pathological liar and manipulator who has no qualms about using people for her own convenience. Doesn't make her mentally ill, just a self-centered, lying bitch.

Originally Posted by MrsMarsters

Probably, but people wanna believe her and Britney have a mental disorder....instead of being selfish whores.

But it's not their fault! They had bad mommies! Those aren't their pants! wah wah wah wah wah

[Sialia]

Originally Posted by Sarzy

It's not Nick Carter, he isn't a rocker!

Yeah, good point. "Dreamy" is also probably a stretch for him, too.

I like the Jared/Shannon Leto guess but is Jared's band considered popular?

I don't think it's the Maddens because I wouldn't call either of them eye candy.

[sparkly]

^I think Jared's band has a pretty loyal fan base, so they're probably popular. I like that guess, rather than Nick Carter. Nick probably wouldn't drive her skank ass to the airport and think he has a free ticket to Europe. Well, maybe he would.

[Sialia]

Well, it would actually be Aaron who's doing the driving, etc. But I agree that it's more likely that this is about Jared and his brother.

[sparkly]

^Oops, maybe I read it wrong. I took it to mean that Morgan is taking advantage of the brother of a guy she used to date, and she dated Aaron.

[Sialia]

^^^Crap, you're right! I was thinking it was Nick she dated but it was Aaron. Okay, nevermind

[ordell]

Originally Posted by MrsMarsters

Probably, but people wanna believe her and Britney have a mental disorder....instead of being selfish whores.

Or maybe people here want to hate them and will ignore that they are genuinely fucked up.