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    Wow. It is just 59 days and counting until the next mass reveal. Seems like only yesterday I spent my entire New Year holiday sitting in front of the computer for 40 hours straight going through all the blind items. I should start now, but probably won't actually get started until about July 3rd and then cuss and drink and promise myself I am never going to do it again. Oh, and just to let you know, the singer who is HIV+ should be out by then, but if not, well it will be here.

    #1 - I don't know about you, but I just can't get enough of celebrity hooker items. Although I love the items that were about celebrities being hookers before they became famous, I especially adore the ones where it is a celebrity who used to be the star of movies, and was and actually is a household name. I guess she is C list now, although she does still have A list name recognition. She isn't cheap, but she sure does cost less than some of those hookers who have been in the news. From what I understand if you would like to have this woman who used to be fairly good looking but now is just a washed up mess be your companion, you do need to hire her for at least a week. You need to spend your entire time with her outside the United States and provide her airfare to and from the States. There are no guarantees she will even come close to remaining sober throughout your time together, but she does only charge $50,000 for the week. She also claims she is drug and disease free but I think she is referring to drugs of the injectable variety.
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    Tara Reid?
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    I agree, Tara Reid.

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    Juliette Lewis?

    Edit: Tara Reid is a better guess

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    Yeah, I'll fourth it. Tara
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    So he'll actually reveal the HIV singer if the news isn't out before then?! Hm. As for this blind, Tara Reid doesn't really have A list name recognition though does she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzy View Post
    So he'll actually reveal the HIV singer if the news isn't out before then?! Hm. As for this blind, Tara Reid doesn't really have A list name recognition though does she?
    I think that she definitely does among the teenage-early 30s crowd who are fans of all those teenager/sex/toilet humor movies she did. I don't know about with other generations though.

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    Another popular guess on ENT's site: Sharon Stone.
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    Pam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baked_tater View Post
    Pam.

    I'll second that......this woman married Parasite's sex vid partner, what's-his-name.
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    And how washed up has Pam looked lately? Coupled with her glorified yard sale, she must be hurting for cash.

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    If it's Pam, I wonder if Tommy has custody of their kids. If I was a guy, I wouldn't want to pay my ex-wife child support, while she was off being a continent hopping hooker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Another popular guess on ENT's site: Sharon Stone.

    That was my first thought. She seemed to be overseas alot.

    Tara Reid was never A list, never made a lot per film.

    Sharon Stone did get a boat load for that Basic Instinct II piece of garbage
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    That's a great BI! And I love the sharon stone guess.

    Cannot wait for the HIV+ singer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    That's a great BI! And I love the sharon stone guess.

    Cannot wait for the HIV+ singer!
    I have a feeling we will be blindsided by the HIV+ thing. I think it will be either "OMG NO WAY" or "who?", not "duh".

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