Entertainment Lawyer 05/06/08

mrs.v · May 6th, 2008, 03:24 PM

Wow. It is just 59 days and counting until the next mass reveal. Seems like only yesterday I spent my entire New Year holiday sitting in front of the computer for 40 hours straight going through all the blind items. I should start now, but probably won't actually get started until about July 3rd and then cuss and drink and promise myself I am never going to do it again. Oh, and just to let you know, the singer who is HIV+ should be out by then, but if not, well it will be here.

#1 - I don't know about you, but I just can't get enough of celebrity hooker items. Although I love the items that were about celebrities being hookers before they became famous, I especially adore the ones where it is a celebrity who used to be the star of movies, and was and actually is a household name. I guess she is C list now, although she does still have A list name recognition. She isn't cheap, but she sure does cost less than some of those hookers who have been in the news. From what I understand if you would like to have this woman who used to be fairly good looking but now is just a washed up mess be your companion, you do need to hire her for at least a week. You need to spend your entire time with her outside the United States and provide her airfare to and from the States. There are no guarantees she will even come close to remaining sober throughout your time together, but she does only charge $50,000 for the week. She also claims she is drug and disease free but I think she is referring to drugs of the injectable variety.

Just Kill Me · May 6th, 2008, 03:29 PM

Tara Reid?

southernbelle · May 6th, 2008, 03:34 PM

I agree, Tara Reid.

Jupiter Jones · May 6th, 2008, 03:39 PM

Juliette Lewis?

Edit: Tara Reid is a better guess

SweetPea · May 6th, 2008, 04:39 PM

Yeah, I'll fourth it. Tara

Sarzy · May 6th, 2008, 05:20 PM

So he'll actually reveal the HIV singer if the news isn't out before then?! Hm. As for this blind, Tara Reid doesn't really have A list name recognition though does she?

southernbelle · May 6th, 2008, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarzy

So he'll actually reveal the HIV singer if the news isn't out before then?! Hm. As for this blind, Tara Reid doesn't really have A list name recognition though does she?

I think that she definitely does among the teenage-early 30s crowd who are fans of all those teenager/sex/toilet humor movies she did. I don't know about with other generations though.

mrs.v · May 6th, 2008, 05:35 PM

Another popular guess on ENT's site: Sharon Stone.

baked_tater · May 6th, 2008, 05:51 PM

Pam.

TonjaLasagna · May 6th, 2008, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baked_tater

Pam.

I'll second that......this woman married Parasite's sex vid partner, what's-his-name.

baked_tater · May 6th, 2008, 06:01 PM

And how washed up has Pam looked lately? Coupled with her glorified yard sale, she must be hurting for cash.

BoogsBun · May 6th, 2008, 06:12 PM

If it's Pam, I wonder if Tommy has custody of their kids. If I was a guy, I wouldn't want to pay my ex-wife child support, while she was off being a continent hopping hooker.

Natalie · May 6th, 2008, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrs.v

Another popular guess on ENT's site: Sharon Stone.

That was my first thought. She seemed to be overseas alot.

Tara Reid was never A list, never made a lot per film.

Sharon Stone did get a boat load for that Basic Instinct II piece of garbage