Michael Musto 04/29/08

[pusssykatt]

Village Voice/Michael Musto

1. Which recently dead, supposedly straight movie actor did it with that then-handsome Broadway restaurant owner years ago?

2. What hyper-quirky stage actor (who's also known for movies and TV) does lots of coke and has sex in club bathrooms when the boyfriend's at home? What gay doesn't?

3. What fashion-magazine editor—no, not the obvious one—still has no idea how to use the Internet? (She has to have e-mails read aloud to her and then dictates the reply.)

4. What current anchor is said to have been lesbian lovers with that unhinged late anchor, according to ancient legend?

5. Which drag queen claims to be rehabilitated, but she ain't in any way, shape, or form, honey?

6. Which female rocker best known from the '70s and '80s recently got so plowed she blew chunks all over a nightclub? Want to buy the puke on eBay?

7. Which star who went from Hollywood hotshot to joke to rebounding talent has an impressively large member to go with his award? (Glad it's not four and a half inches—I am the type who suffers from some tiny little prick.)

8. What longtime r&b singer was spotted in Harlem, where she told a fan who accosted her: "If you ain't the crack man, don't come near me!"? Why did he keep coming near her?

9. What writer is known to creepily stare a little too fascinatedly at the racks of his stepchildren?

10. Which gay weekly is planning a cover story on Marc Jacobs's new boyfriend, and it hopefully won't propel him into nightmarehood like the last one?

11. Which legendary actor's bisexual father is murmured to have died of AIDS, not of "cancer," as the family officially reported?

12. Which scandal-ridden ex–TV personality would have gotten a gay record deal, but he wouldn't come out of the closet? Shouldn't someone say, "Who do you think you are?"

13. Which star who denies being gay used to give so-so head and has a penis that's even less than four and a half inches?

14. What famous grandson is so delightfully kinky he recently lodged M&Ms up his butt, turning his hole into a veritable McFlurry of sexual delight? (Alas, they melted before they could be of any use.)

15. About which talk-show host's supposed girlfriend was Rosie O'Donnell heard to say: "Look at her nails! She could never be a lesbian with those nails!"?

[Sasha]

15-Ellen and Portia. That's all I got.

[Natalie]

1. Heath Ledger?
2. ???
3. Helen Gurley brown? is she still alive?
4. ??
5. Clay Aiken? I don't know
6. Joan Jett
7. Tom cruise (shudder)
8. Whitney?
9. Does Stephen King have stepchildren?
10. ??
11. ??
12. ??
13. ???
14. Barron Hilton?
15. Ellen /Portia?

[southernbelle]

1. Which recently dead, supposedly straight movie actor did it with that then-handsome Broadway restaurant owner years ago?
Heath Ledger

2. What hyper-quirky stage actor (who's also known for movies and TV) does lots of coke and has sex in club bathrooms when the boyfriend's at home? What gay doesn't?
Nathan Lane?

3. What fashion-magazine editor—no, not the obvious one—still has no idea how to use the Internet? (She has to have e-mails read aloud to her and then dictates the reply.)
Joanna Coles from Marie Claire?

[Sarzy]

Originally Posted by Sasha

15-Ellen and Portia. That's all I got.

Yeah definitely. I also agree with Heath for number one.

[Raspberry gashes]

I wonder if Heath got it on with Jake.

[AquariusMoon]

1. Which recently dead, supposedly straight movie actor did it with that then-handsome Broadway restaurant owner years ago? Heath Ledger?

6. Which female rocker best known from the '70s and '80s recently got so plowed she blew chunks all over a nightclub? Want to buy the puke on eBay? Joan Jett?

7. Which star who went from Hollywood hotshot to joke to rebounding talent has an impressively large member to go with his award? (Glad it's not four and a half inches—I am the type who suffers from some tiny little prick.) Charlie Sheen? There's a "hotshot" reference in there and he was in that movie.

15. About which talk-show host's supposed girlfriend was Rosie O'Donnell heard to say: "Look at her nails! She could never be a lesbian with those nails!"? Ellen and Portia?

[Sialia]

1. Which recently dead, supposedly straight movie actor did it with that then-handsome Broadway restaurant owner years ago?

Since it refers to a "then-handsome" restaurant owner "years ago", I think this is about someone older. I'm going with Roy Scheider.

6. Which female rocker best known from the '70s and '80s recently got so plowed she blew chunks all over a nightclub? Want to buy the puke on eBay?

Debbie Harry.

[cherrybaby]

Sialia, I think your Roy Scheider reasoning is good.

[CCkissesx]

1. Charlton Heston
4. Meredith Vierra and Katie Couric? (LOL!)
7. Jesse Metclaffe
11. Tracy Letts father Dennis Letts - said to have died from lung cancer
13. Wentworth Miller

[Jupiter Jones]

Originally Posted by AquariusMoon

7. Which star who went from Hollywood hotshot to joke to rebounding talent has an impressively large member to go with his award? (Glad it's not four and a half inches—I am the type who suffers from some tiny little prick.) Charlie Sheen? There's a "hotshot" reference in there and he was in that movie.

Plus "Four and a half inches" made me think of Two and a Half Men

12. Which scandal-ridden ex–TV personality would have gotten a gay record deal, but he wouldn't come out of the closet? Shouldn't someone say, "Who do you think you are?"

Pat O'Brien?

[Mookie]

2. What hyper-quirky stage actor (who's also known for movies and TV) does lots of coke and has sex in club bathrooms when the boyfriend's at home? What gay doesn't?

Nathan Lane

4. What current anchor is said to have been lesbian lovers with that unhinged late anchor, according to ancient legend?

Katie Couric w/ Bawbwa Walters (seen The View? she's nuts.)

5. Which drag queen claims to be rehabilitated, but she ain't in any way, shape, or form, honey?

RuPaul (been in news lately...dressed as man.)

6. Which female rocker best known from the '70s and '80s recently got so plowed she blew chunks all over a nightclub? Want to buy the puke on eBay?

Blondie (don't think JJett was around in the 70s as a rocker...wasn't she only 80s?)

7. Which star who went from Hollywood hotshot to joke to rebounding talent has an impressively large member to go with his award? (Glad it's not four and a half inches—I am the type who suffers from some tiny little prick.)

Tom Cruise (wears lifts, always getting some sort of CoS award)

8. What longtime r&b singer was spotted in Harlem, where she told a fan who accosted her: "If you ain't the crack man, don't come near me!"? Why did he keep coming near her?

Diana Ross (been around long time...always appears high)

11. Which legendary actor's bisexual father is murmured to have died of AIDS, not of "cancer," as the family officially reported?

IDK, but sounds juicy. Dunno recents deaths tho.

14. What famous grandson is so delightfully kinky he recently lodged M&Ms up his butt, turning his hole into a veritable McFlurry of sexual delight? (Alas, they melted before they could be of any use.)

Greasy Bear

[cherrybaby]

6. Which female rocker best known from the '70s and '80s recently got so plowed she blew chunks all over a nightclub? Want to buy the puke on eBay?

Blondie (don't think JJett was around in the 70s as a rocker...wasn't she only 80s?)

She was in the Runaways (all chick rock band) in the 70s so it could be her.

[Mookie]

Originally Posted by cherrybaby

[/color][/b]She was in the Runaways (all chick rock band) in the 70s so it could be her.

oh wow, i didn't know. thx for the heads up.

way outta left field guess: one of the Heart girls, maybe? they perform the festival & club circuit still...

[southernbelle]

14. What famous grandson is so delightfully kinky he recently lodged M&Ms up his butt, turning his hole into a veritable McFlurry of sexual delight? (Alas, they melted before they could be of any use.)

Greasy Bear

I agree that it's him. This is so sick... why would anyone put M&Ms in their butt in the first place??? How could that be a pleasurable experience at all?!