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    "BLIND ITEM" (SEX TO CALM NERVES)
    Back in the Golden Age of Hollywood, a white legendary actress had to have sex to calm her nerves before big events. A former white model linked with a former sports superstar was also rumored to have this condition.
    Now, we have been informed that a female singer is afflicted with this same condition. Her stage fright is so extreme, if her boyfriend of the moment isn't around, she has no problems bedding a roadie.
    On another occasion, right before show time, it's rumored she pulled a venue worker (stranger) into a storage room to satisfy her quick fix urges. After the encounter, he complained to co-workers, she slapped him when he tried to kiss her and they had unprotected sex.
    This same woman is a train wreck in regard to finances. Her priorities are designer clothes, bling and rented whips. Food and bills are on the bottom of the list.
    She will go to any extremes to look fly 24/7. She has even slept with drug dealers if they promise to take her shopping for name brand gear and expensive shoes.
    She's also known for skipping out on restaurant and bar tabs because she feels she's a star and doesn't have to pay, although she's a has been at best.
    Some people live paycheck to paycheck, she lives baller to baller. When men realize how emotionally and financially needy she is, despite her past stardom, they leave.
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    This sure sounds like Blowhan, but it's hard to classify her as a "singer." And I'm not sure she does anything anymore than fall off the wagon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    This sure sounds like Blowhan, but it's hard to classify her as a "singer." And I'm not sure she does anything anymore than fall off the wagon.
    and she was a very successful child model.
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    Maybe it's Rihanna. She did seem to have a few boyfriends back to back: Shia, Josh, now Chris.

    Edit: I just reread this and it talks about her "past stardom", I'm changing my guess to Paula Abdul.

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    Ashanti? Macy Gray? Whitney Houston?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tragicallyflawed View Post
    Maybe it's Rihanna. She did seem to have a few boyfriends back to back: Shia, Josh, now Chris.

    Edit: I just reread this and it talks about her "past stardom", I'm changing my guess to Paula Abdul.
    Oooo... I like the Paula Abdul guess... she certainly likes to live large... she is doing tacky reality shows... no man...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    Ashanti? Macy Gray? Whitney Houston?
    Maybe...
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    The consensus over at Panache is that it is Mya.

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    The current star mentioned in the blind would be a black entertainer. Mya has been accused of being a nympho. If not her, I would say L'il Kim. She was a rapper with a group on Bad Boy, took time off, then recreated herself as a this pale Gremlin she is now.

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    Legendary actress - Joan Crawford
    Model - Paula Barbieri

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