Entertainment Lawyer 04/18/08

mrs.v · April 18th, 2008, 05:30 PM

#1 - This B+ film actor who has been the star of some of the biggest films of all time had to have his stomach pumped this past week after he was found in his overseas hotel room unconscious. Seems he took too many pills from his growing collection.

#2 - Where oh where has the A list film star been hiding? Well he needs to go to rehab but doesn't want to ruin his good guy image. So, he has been hiding out at a home he owns which he has turned into his own personal rehab facility complete with counselor and doctor.

#3 - The celebrity musician and the celebrity socialite. Who gave who, the herp? They both are accusing the other. Hell with as many people as they have both been through, this one will be tough to figure out.

#4 - This NBA MVP caliber player played much better this year. The reason? Well it could have something to do with the girlfriend of his wife who moved in with them? Her reason for moving in? To give our NBA player variety each night so he doesn't stray. Apparently late nights on the road last year looking for sex are a thing of the past.

cherrychip · April 18th, 2008, 05:34 PM

2. Clooney (BI phrased similar to O Brother, Where Art Thou?)
3. Banned & Benji Madden

Dixie Normos · April 18th, 2008, 05:36 PM

#3 either Hilton or Ritchie and one of the Madden's. HA!

Life · April 18th, 2008, 06:00 PM

#3 Paris and Madden dude?

Jupiter Jones · April 18th, 2008, 08:24 PM

#1. Elijah Wood? He was one of the "stars" of Lord of the Rings. Either him or Tobey Maguire.

gossip_moll · April 18th, 2008, 10:52 PM

Celebrity musician and celebrity socialite are clearly Madden Lite and Parisite. She puts the "social [disease]" in socialite.

am unsure about the others, although Clooney being the in-house rehab sounds right. Yikes.

OrangeSlice · April 18th, 2008, 11:00 PM

I was thinking someone from LOTR too for #1. #2: no clue, #3 totally PH and BM, #4 don't keep up with NBA so I don't really care.

penname · April 19th, 2008, 04:30 AM

It can't be Clooney - he definitely hasn't been in hiding recently. Or ever. He's been on the road promoting his latest film. Gotta be someone else. Hmm, good guy image..... How about Harrison Ford? Too old?

wingnut · April 19th, 2008, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by penname

It can't be Clooney - he definitely hasn't been in hiding recently. Or ever. He's been on the road promoting his latest film. Gotta be someone else. Hmm, good guy image..... How about Harrison Ford? Too old?

I thought Harrison Ford for the first one tbh. He's been in some of the biggest films ever - Star Wars, Raiders, etc

Natalie · April 19th, 2008, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Life

#3 Paris and Madden dude?

I don't think it is her because EVERYONE knows she has had
herpes for years...

kersalli · April 19th, 2008, 10:46 PM

For #3, this sounds like a pretty new couple if they are both only recently finding out that they both have herpes. That rules out Richie/Madden and leaves Hilton/Madden. How he couldn't have known she had it is beyond me, but the fact that he's actually dating her doesn't exactly bode well for his intellect.

nycgirly101 · April 20th, 2008, 01:13 PM

1. Keanu Reeves? The Matrix was a huge film, and he seems to fit for B list.
2. Matt Damon? Tom Hanks?
3. Parisite and Benji

SweetPea · April 20th, 2008, 04:35 PM

#2 Where O where good guy = George Clooney

#3 Paris & Benji

kersalli · April 20th, 2008, 09:53 PM

#1 sounds like it could be Val Kilmer to me. He has been looking so bloated the last few years, he just looks unhealthy. He's been is some big movies too: Top Gun, Batman, Tombstone etc. While he may not be doing many high profile movies anymore, he's always been considered a great actor.

sparkly · April 20th, 2008, 09:57 PM

1. Supposedly, Keanu Reeves is in Australia, so I pick him.

2. George Clooney

3. Paris and Benji Madden
Even though she knows she has herpes, she's the type to deny having it and giving it to him. I can totally see her trying to put the blame on him for it.