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    Default Ted C. Blind Item 4/18/08-One Return To Debauched Blind Vice

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    One Return-to-Debauched Blind Vice



    Dangling Wrangler’s at it again. You know Dangle-babe: He’s the base-boy the whole world seems to love no matter how many episodes he efs up, (via himself, the law or the ladies). Indeed, the Dangle dude’s been in trouble myriad times with too many drugs, too many women who were married to other men or by just being a plain ol’ mean, drunk bastard.
    Therefore, the publicist’s quick fix was required (rehab and several staged photo shoots with Dangling looking brow-furrowed and fine with fans and such). Worked for a bit. But, then—as usually happens when one cleans up for a press release instead of for a personal mission—Dangling’s not only back to the booze and slut races, he’s hitting the hard drugs more than ever. Looks like crap, too. But the gals don’t seem to mind—they actually like screwing a famous guy who’s good (for about five minutes these days) with his huge, never-washed zucchini.
    Alas, even the quickie quickies don’t do it for D.W. any more. Could that be why he’s getting so bored with dumpee broad after dumpee babe that he’s now secretly courting his latest unluckiest girlfriend’s (very underage) daughter?
    Why the hell don't people like this ever get caught? No, in Hollywood, they get Oscars, don’t they?




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    Sean Penn?

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    How about Colin Farrell?

    he always looks dirty and is resembling
    three miles of bad road....yet he gets
    his fair share of tail
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    Do you think this comment:
    No, in Hollywood, they get Oscars, don’t they?
    means the guy is an Oscar winner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffy View Post
    Do you think this comment:
    means the guy is an Oscar winner?
    Yes.

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    Mel Gibson? Won an Oscar for Braveheart, been in trouble with the cops, he's a known drunk, and man whore.

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    Nicolas Cage?

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    Originally I thought it had to be Keifer Sutherland but since he's never won an Oscar I'm going to go with Mel Gibson or Nicolas Cage.
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    Russel Crowe, has he won an Oscar though *prays he hasn't*

    Ew, he did, better not have been for that piece o' poop 'Gladiator'....eff people, that movie SUCKED, what were you thinking?
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    Joaquin Phoenix?

    ETA- Never one an Oscar, nevermind.
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    Russell Crowe has never publicly announced a stint in rehab.
    Therefore, the publicist’s quick fix was required (rehab and several staged photo shoots with Dangling looking brow-furrowed and fine with fans and such)
    Mel Givson has gone to rehab, very publicly. He's also won at least one Oscar, and is rumored to be a cheating horn-dog.

    (via himself, the law or the ladies)
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    Colin Farrell never broke the law to my knowledge so it isn't likely him.

    Had to be in trouble with the law, rehab because he was forced to, and an oscar winner. Mel makes sense.

    I take it back. It seems like this guy is not married.

    Alas, even the quickie quickies don’t do it for D.W. any more. Could that be why he’s getting so bored with dumpee broad after dumpee babe that he’s now secretly courting his latest unluckiest girlfriend’s (very underage) daughter?
    Into the sunrise. The sunset is sad to me….it only means the night is coming.

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    ^^An unlucky girlfriend does not preclude a wife. Ted may have left out "married" in order to make it less obvious.

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    Sean Penn:

    Oscar winner
    Married
    Rumored to sport a 10-incher
    Gets around
    Dirty
    Drinks
    Trouble with the law
    Horrible with people and photographers, could use some photo ops with fans

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    ^Sean's got a 10"er? I wonder how big it was BEFORE the cocain.
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    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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