Entertainment Lawyer 4/14/08

qwerty · April 15th, 2008, 05:46 PM

No means no. Unless of course you are a washed up former has been (film A lister/tweener) who thinks every woman still has the hots for him like they did 20 years ago. Apparently back in the 80's our actor - and I use that term very loosely - had one method of hitting on chicks. Apparently he would just walk up to them and grope them. Must have been successful or all the drugs he took imprinted it on his brain because at a recent event, he tried the grope then say hello move at least four times. Although he got yelled at, and almost got his ass kicked, he kept with it. You know what really sucks? It worked for the little wad. Yep, on the fourth or fifth time some star struck caterer at the party loved it and began groping him back. She gave up all pretense of working and just left the event, but only after Mr. Hot Shot showed her off by groping her in front of everyone while he made conversation with his "peers." In at least one of the conversations - with her there - he said that his moves always work and that any night you don't have to pay for it is a great night.

Crazy Days and Nights

qwerty · April 15th, 2008, 05:48 PM

One of the Coreys.

Laurent · April 15th, 2008, 06:03 PM

If it's one of the Coreys, I vote Haim. He seems like the more desperate and clueless of the two now.

Sarzy · April 15th, 2008, 06:15 PM

I'd go for Corey Haim too.

mistify · April 15th, 2008, 08:01 PM

I agree with Haim too.. he seemed like such a asshat on their reality show and I can completely see him doing that..Feldman genuinely seems crazy about his wife.

sparkly · April 15th, 2008, 08:03 PM

^Why any woman would marry Corey Feldman is beyond me. He's a little sissy boy.

And I vote Corey Haim too.

OrangeSlice · April 15th, 2008, 09:39 PM

Totally Corey Haim. Boy needs to be neutered.

RevellingInSane · April 16th, 2008, 04:38 PM

Haim. I'm going throw up now.

kersalli · April 16th, 2008, 10:09 PM

Naw, it's not Haim. I'm going with Scott Baio all the way. His career revivement-and I use that term loosely- with "Scott Baio is 45 and single" last year would, at least in his mind, put him back on the map again. He has a string of sucessful roles back then: Happy Days/Joanie Loves Chachi/Charles in Charge.

There is a reason why he's 45 and single, no?

OrangeSlice · April 16th, 2008, 11:00 PM

Yeah, but now he's 46 and Pregnant.

Engaged and has a new baby.

kersalli · April 17th, 2008, 12:32 AM

"Engaged and has a new baby"

Yeah, I know but I don't buy it. I didn't get the impression he was all that into this woman. It seemed like he wanted any excuse to keep his show on another season. I still think he would openly cheat, but that's just me.