Panache Report "Bombshell" 04/13/08

Honey · April 14th, 2008, 12:38 PM

To avoid the prying eyes of the black media, (including Panache Report.com), black celebrities have been jet setting off to their own private paradise to do their dirt. But, we have eyes everywhere!
Last year, at an function, a black actress only had eyes for an A-list black actor/comic whomade a fortune starring in a film franchise. The actress was all over him on the dance floor, they were practically making out (dirty dancing) and she blocked other women from getting near him.
They allegedly left together. Prior to this incident and after this incident, this couple has never been seen together in public, again.
Also, someone living on the premises of this paradise is allegedly creeping very discreetly with a rich black divorcee who also has her share of fame.
A few weeks ago, a young lady, "very well known in the black community" was allegedly invited to this paradise, she was impressed when a private jet was sent to transport her there.
The vibe didn't feel right but before she could leave, according to her, allegedly, the unthinkable happened and she hurriedly flew back home. Her identity will shock people.
Hint: Not white.

southernbelle · April 14th, 2008, 01:45 PM

I really have no idea but I'll throw some guesses out there.

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black actress only had eyes for an A-list black actor/comic

Halle Berry/Eddie Murphy

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Also, someone living on the premises of this paradise is allegedly creeping very discreetly with a rich black divorcee who also has her share of fame.

Robin Givens

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A few weeks ago, a young lady, "very well known in the black community" was allegedly invited to this paradise,

Raven Simone

happy8 · April 14th, 2008, 02:10 PM

rich black divorcee: Tracey Edmonds

OrangeSlice · April 14th, 2008, 04:00 PM

I agree with the Raven guess and the Eddie Murphy guess, but I'm not sure about the others.

MohandasKGanja · April 14th, 2008, 04:14 PM

What film franchise is Eddie Murphy associated with?

OrangeSlice · April 14th, 2008, 04:17 PM

Beverly Hills Cop for one.

OrangeSlice · April 14th, 2008, 04:19 PM

Thinking about that, it could be Chris Tucker with th Rush Hour franchise. But is he considered A-list?

MohandasKGanja · April 14th, 2008, 04:27 PM

Thanks. I was trying to think of how many films you would make before it's considered a franchise. Normally, I would consider three to be a franchise, because so many successful movies have one sequel (which usually tanks).

I thought that Tyler Perry would be the closest person to fitting the profile of a rich comic actor with a significant film franchise .

judejack · April 14th, 2008, 05:54 PM

Update from Panache:

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The lady is not Beyonce. The rumored woman is nowhere near A-list but it would be shocking just the same if the rumors are true. Not Vivica. Not Ciara, Raven Simone, or Gabrielle Union. Not Essence or Sanaa.

The young lady who the unthinkable was rumored to happened to will not be guessed, she is famous but not famous enough for guesses on here.

Eddie Murphy has had Beverly Hills Cop, Shrek, Nutty Professor, and the Dr. Doolittle movies. Chris Tucker has Rush Hour.

Prevailing consensus is that this is in Turks & Caicos.

Most popular guesses over at Panache:
A-List actor/comic - Chris Tucker or Eddie Murphy
Actress - Gabrielle Union (she was notted as the young woman but not necessarily the actress) or Michael Michelle
Divorcee - Nicole Murphy or Tracey Edmonds
Living on premises - Michael Misick the Premier of Turks & Caicos
Young lady - Rocsi from 106 and Park

donotstalk · April 14th, 2008, 07:10 PM

Eddie has Shrek, you know.

kingcap72 · April 14th, 2008, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OrangeSlice

Thinking about that, it could be Chris Tucker with th Rush Hour franchise. But is he considered A-list?

That was my first guess. Chris was getting about $20 million per film. I think the actress was Gabrielle Union.

sparkly · April 14th, 2008, 11:56 PM

So what happened to the last girl?

judejack · April 15th, 2008, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sparkly

So what happened to the last girl?

They are referring to a rape.

SweetPea · April 15th, 2008, 01:19 PM

I thought at first it was Robin Givens and Eddie Murphy. I remember when she was after him not too long ago after his separation.

But this line says a film franchise so I'm thinking it's just one.

A-list black actor/comic whomade a fortune starring in a film franchise.

Also this young lady could be hispanic.

Hint: Not white.

Str8_uncut-jock · April 15th, 2008, 02:54 PM

Maybe the last one was Eva Mendes...didn't she go to rehab a few months ago? Maybe it was to deal with the emotional fallout of the trip.