Entertainment Lawyer 04/11/2008

[Jane Doe]

#1 - This C/B- list female cast member of a former A+ hit show is never seen out and about with the rest of the cast members. They all hang out together for the most part. Notice I said for the most part. However our actress is never included. The reason? She refuses to participate in their partner swapping which they enjoy doing on a fairly regular basis.

#2 - This former A list female singer, and now probably B based on work, but A in name recognition and diva behavior has a dog. The dog goes everywhere with her, including hotels. Unfortunately for guests and management, our singer doesn't always like having her tiny dog in the room with her and so lets her out to roam free anywhere in the hotel. Apparently the dog is trained to not leave the actual building, but will go anywhere else. And by go, I mean go as in do its business. Our singer's philosophy is that someone will pick up the mess, the dog doesn't bite and if they want her business they will perform this service. What she doesn't know is that her regular hotel chain has caught on and now lock the dog in one room or part of the hotel and release her when the singer comes calling.

#3 - The whispers are turning into murmurs. This B list celebrity marriage of convenience may be ending. It just doesn't seem to be working out quite like either party envisioned.

#4 - This former network reality star. Network. None of that MTV stuff or cable. We are talking network here. And it wasn't just one of the Bachelor babes or anything. You would know this person's name. She didn't win the contest but everyone has seen her if you know what I mean. Well when she found herself out of money and living back at home, with mouths to feed, she decided to turn to porn. She wears a wig, and does some weird fake accent, but it is her. The thing is that she is not all that attractive and because she won't use her name which would generate publicity, she is forced to do some things that mainstream porn stars wouldn't do all just to make a buck. What? You can't go get a real job?

[southernbelle]

1. Friends cast. Lisa Kudrow is the outcast.

2. Jessica Simpson and that gross looking, ungroomed dog that she always carries around.

3. Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck.

4. One of the American Idol finalists. Nikki McKibbin comes to mind.

[tkdgirl]

Originally Posted by southernbelle

1. Friends cast. Lisa Kudrow is the outcast.

2. Jessica Simpson and that gross looking, ungroomed dog that she always carries around.

3. Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck.

4. One of the American Idol finalists. Nikki McKibbin comes to mind.

Agree with all. But the Friends one is the most shocking.

[cherrybaby]

I don't think the Afflecks are B list as a couple.

[sparkly]

1. Lisa Kudrow
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Courtney Cox and her fug hubby
4. Could be anyone

[McJag]

I think:
1)Lisa Kudrow-pretty obvious.
2)Mariah-doggy person

[Sarzy]

Originally Posted by McJag

I think:
1)Lisa Kudrow-pretty obvious.
2)Mariah-doggy person

Not Mariah. She's about as A list as they come. I agree about Lisa though.

[sprynkles]

#4 Omarosa from The Apprentice

[faithanne]

Originally Posted by Jane Doe

#4 ... You would know this person's name. She didn't win the contest but everyone has seen her if you know what I mean.

This sounds like someone who's been in Playboy or got their gear off somewhere. I don't know if Omarosa has, but the rest of it sounds like her.

[Meg1884]

What about Jenna Lewis from Survivor for #4. She released that sex tape a while back. Plus she has twins so that would explain the mouths to feed comment.

[Sasha]

I wonder if #3 refers to the couple whose wife is shopping for a beard to "break up" their marriage?

[cmmdee]

1. One of the Desperate Housewives.
2. Celine Dion?
3. Aguilera and Bratman?
4. ?

[penname]

Originally Posted by Sasha

I wonder if #3 refers to the couple whose wife is shopping for a beard to "break up" their marriage?

Oooh! I love it!