April 10th, 2008, 10:53 PM
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Entertainment Lawyer 04/10/08
Are you a gay actor looking for a beard? Then look no further. This B/C list actress from at least two very hit television shows is willing to be your beard for a price. Apparently this actress has been approaching actors at parties who the public perceives as gay or are on the fence about and is willing to be their girlfriend for a price. The thing is it gets even better. She is offering more than just the services of a single woman in her 30's to act as a girlfriend. See, our actress is married and her celebrity husband is completely on board with the plan. Their idea is that any guy who can break up a marriage or at least appear to break up a marriage must be straight, at least in the eyes of the public. Meanwhile, the gay actor can enjoy fun times with our actress' husband who happens to like playing on both sides of the fence. This just has win/win written all over it doesn't it.
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April 10th, 2008, 11:00 PM
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Courteney Cox and David Arquette?
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April 10th, 2008, 11:09 PM
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April 10th, 2008, 11:31 PM
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I'm thinking the Arquette's also.
Patricia Heaton is an outspoken Christian so I doubt it's her.
It says the woman is in her thirties, so who does that rule out?
Dang...wait...just looked up CC, she's in her 40s so it can't be her. Back to the drawing board. I'm clueless...gotta do some more research...
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April 11th, 2008, 08:41 AM
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What a fucked up couple.
Ain't love grand?
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April 11th, 2008, 12:08 PM
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See I take this to mean that she is going to set him up with a 30 something year old girl (not her) so he looks legit as straight and then he can proceed to break their marriage up.
She is offering more than just the services of a single woman in her 30's to act as a girlfriend. See, our actress is married and her celebrity husband is completely on board with the plan.
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April 11th, 2008, 12:30 PM
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What the fuck????
No idea, but I love it!
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April 11th, 2008, 12:40 PM
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Julia Louis Dreyfus of Courtney Cox and her suspect hubby.
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April 11th, 2008, 12:47 PM
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So what Janet is really saying is this couple is ready to divorce and need a good public reason to do so. Enter gay actor, who can appear to break them up, therefore cinching his "straight" bona fides. The couple gets a lot of free publicity.
Clever and sick.
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April 11th, 2008, 12:59 PM
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This sounds like something Tori Spelling would cook up. I don't think there's any break-up of the couple, she's just letting him indulge in his manlove wants. The guy gets a beard and a boy, the couple gets money. She was in 90210 and Saved by the Bell. And she's always boo-hooing about being poor.
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April 11th, 2008, 01:22 PM
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^I think you're onto something here. She is thirty something and they need all the publicity and money they can get. Although I wouldn't go so far as to say she was in two hit shows. She was only in a few episodes of Saved By The Bell.
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April 11th, 2008, 01:22 PM
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If it didn't say in her thirties, there would be NO doubt in my mind that this was Courteney Cox.
It's hard to find people in their thirties who have been on two "very" hit TV shows, and are only B/C list. Usually they've done one hit and one mediocre.
Other possibilities:
Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy, All My Children)
Katherine Heigl (Grey's Anatomy, Roswell)
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April 11th, 2008, 01:26 PM
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If it didn't say in her thirties, there would be NO doubt in my mind that this was Courteney Cox. |
Yep. Still trying to figure out who's had two hit tv shows and is still in their 30s...
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April 11th, 2008, 01:45 PM
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Oops, this was EL. Got my BI dishers mixed up.
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April 11th, 2008, 03:42 PM
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Well Katherine Heigl won't be 30 until November and SMG will be 31 April 14. Do people say 30's if you're only 30? Not sure.
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