Entertainment Lawyer 04/04/08

**mrs.v** · April 4th, 2008, 03:29 PM

#1 - This fairly recently married B list film and television actress also known for something else, and it isn't singing doesn't want her most recent marriage to end. Knowing she will get a lot of crap for divorcing so soon, she is going to stick it out by just not seeing her husband. Right now they try and do everything apart. The husband is up for it because he loves being known for having married our actress in the first place, and he is hoping that it works out. If I were him, I wouldn't hold my breath. (No, it isn't Katherine Heigl)

#2 - This singer of a very popular hard rock band is having his own marriage problems, but it is nothing his wife has done. It is more of what he has done, and so now in an effort to save his marriage to this famous offspring he is going to anger management classes and rehab.

#3 - This television celebrity chef professes lots of love for his wife. The problem he is that he is also professing it to his girlfriend of six months.

#4 - This television host refused to say anything to anyone when she went to a recent event. She posed for photos and made it look like she was enjoying herself and mingling, but in reality, she ignored everyone who spoke to her. At one point even turning her face to avoid talking to someone. Total time at even was about 15 minutes. Total amount of people she ticked off was about the same.

#1 Rebecca Romijn/Jerry O'Conell
#2 ?
#3 Bobby Flay?Gordon Ramsay?
#4 Kelly Ripa

**Just Kill Me** · April 4th, 2008, 04:29 PM

I agree with #1 above
#2... Is Coldplay considered hard rock? I think they're lame. Hmmm Are they married?

**MissDecember** · April 4th, 2008, 04:37 PM

#1. Tori Spelling

I would love for #4 to be Oprah, but it's probably more likely to be Kelly Ripa or Elisabeth Hasselback.

**Lalique** · April 4th, 2008, 06:20 PM

Ha! I would love for #1 to be Tori Spelling!

**Dixie Normos** · April 4th, 2008, 06:35 PM

^ I second that!
Oh, and #3 I guess Isaac Hayes, voice of Chef on South Park.

**LynnieD** · April 4th, 2008, 06:36 PM

Hmmm...

I would have said Katherine Heigel, but apparently it isn't her. So I will go with Rebecca Romain too--I don't recall seeing her and new hubby around much recently. I have seen Tori and douche out and about unfortunately. How hilarious would it be if it WERE them though??

#2: No idea
#3: No idea

#4: One the View broads probably

**Davalicious** · April 4th, 2008, 06:58 PM

#1 Eva Longoria (she has been married before)

**kersalli** · April 5th, 2008, 01:18 AM

I don't think #1 is Rebecca Romijn/Jerry O'Connell. They seem too genuinely happy together to get divorced so soon. Besides, they were together for years before they finally got married, so they can't argue that it was a rushed-decision/didn't know what they were getting into thing.
But as much as I don't want it to be them, all the clues fit. Boo! I hope it's Eva Longoria instead.

**eobane** · April 5th, 2008, 01:35 AM

Tori is no B-list and
Eva isn't known for anything else than acting.

I go with Rebecca Romijn for 1#

#2 maybe Ozzy and Sharon? Hasn't she a famous father?

#3 no no no, not cutie-pie Gordon Ramsay...

#4 Hasselbeck

**penname** · April 5th, 2008, 04:48 AM

Originally Posted by Davalicious

#1 Eva Longoria (she has been married before)

Agree with you on Eva.

As for the chef, I'd like to suggest Gordon Ramsay. Not because I've heard anything, but because I think he's such an intensely rude, horrible man. (Did his mother REALLY raise him to be so rude?!?)

I'd really like him to fall off his pedestal so we don't have to listen to him anymore. (Actually, the next time he abuses one his contestants in public, I hope he/she beats him over the head with his own frying pan!

)

**Anne2007** · April 5th, 2008, 05:06 AM

For some reason I think 3 is Jamie Oliver. This is because in every series of his show he goes on and on about her and seems very loving.

**penname** · April 5th, 2008, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by Anne2007

For some reason I think 3 is Jamie Oliver. This is because in every series of his show he goes on and on about her and seems very loving.

Noooooo! Don't say that! *sticks fingers in ears* He's a national treasure and far too ethical to do anything of the sort! Wash your mouth out for saying something so wicked! *waves Carbolic Soap threateningly*