From Ted C. today -
Dear Ted:
I'm fairly certain
Margarita Screwed-'Em-All from
One Bisexual Bejeweled Blind Vice is
Elizabeth Taylor. That woman must have loved the institution of marriage, if not always the man. Or maybe she was too cheap to buy the jewelry herself.
Fey Oiled-Tush is a tougher nut to crack. Could he be
Kevin Costner?
Elizabeth
Fairport, N.Y.
Dear Ms. Taylor:
How interesting, your guessing yourself! And you’re absolutely...hugely warm! Kev-babe couldn’t be further from the dude-on-dude money, though. Think less, uh, unshaven.
He doesn't say it isn't her either.
Dear Ted:
Could Mr. Fey-Oiled Tush from One Bejeweled Blind Vice be
Albert Brooks, who wrote and starred in the movie
Muse with
Sharon Stone? There was a scene in it similar to that "not good enough" bauble tribute to the lady who probably is
Dame Elizabeth. Fess up...are we warm?
Barb
Brookfield, Ohio
Dear Babbling Brooks:
Not on Albert, that’s fer sure. Way the ef off, in fact. Think more chiseled, less naturally funny.