Entertainment Lawyer 04/03/08

mrs.v · April 3rd, 2008, 03:35 PM

#1 - Apparently someone is living out whatever fantasies they can think of. This Academy Award winning/nominated A list film actor and his girlfriend decided to go car shopping. They picked out a modest $150,000 car to take for a little test drive. When they got back an hour later, they said thanks, but no thanks to the salesperson and drove off. Inside the car was the smell of sex and a used condom. Apparently someone decided not to clean up after themselves. The owner of the dealership placed a call to our actor to say that he did not find it humorous and was not sure if the car would be able to sell now because of the smell and was going to contact his attorneys. Our actor then decided that perhaps he ought to just go ahead and buy the car.

#2 - This rock star's divorce has been so acrimonious (nice word huh?) and he hates his C list ex so much that he loves calling her up and talking to her or leaving messages while he has having sex with whatever woman he happens to be with him at that time.

Meg1884 · April 3rd, 2008, 03:41 PM

Don't know about #1 but I'm thinking #2 could be Eddie Van Halen (sp?)

donotstalk · April 3rd, 2008, 03:52 PM

1) George Clooney?

2) Nikki Sixx for the win, Tom.

Raspberry gashes · April 3rd, 2008, 04:08 PM

Yeah I think Clooney too, but that doesn't gel with my belief he's gay... eh whatever.

Dixie Normos · April 3rd, 2008, 04:20 PM

I don't know who number 1 is, but the car dealer would have got WAY more than 150k if they'd used the 'left overs' to impregnate someone. Illegitimate children are worth muchos dinieros.

*sometimes I gross myself out*

RevellingInSane · April 3rd, 2008, 06:00 PM

Leo DiCaprio for 1?

McCartney would be a hoot!

eeyore0101 · April 3rd, 2008, 06:18 PM

Richie Sambora and Denise Richards for 2?

LynnieD · April 3rd, 2008, 06:20 PM

Holy shit I'd love it to be McCartney for #2!!!!

Trillion42 · April 3rd, 2008, 06:56 PM

Whoever #2 is, that is some messed up shit.

Raspberry gashes · April 3rd, 2008, 07:06 PM

#2- Marilyn Manson!

penname · April 3rd, 2008, 07:08 PM

Yes, I was thinking of Clooney for no. 1 - though maybe that 'evidence' was planted!

For no. 2, McCartney went through my mind too, although partly as a joke. I mean, "rock star" might be pushing it a bit - but also I really can't imagine him getting down and dirty with anyone these days, poor old dear. But what a wicked mental image!

Raspberry gashes · April 3rd, 2008, 07:10 PM

^Yeah good point, who the hell has sex in a car like that, if you're a real couple, you'd be able to wait til you get home. Unless you're into that 'thrill' shit. I call bullshit on this, and say its Clooney.

sparkly · April 3rd, 2008, 10:27 PM

1. Clooney?

2. Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson?

Raspberry gashes · April 3rd, 2008, 10:57 PM

What about Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler? Are they together again though?

My guess is him, or Manson. There's an interview where Dita even says 'he calls me all the time'. Seems she might have left out the last bit though.

kersalli · April 4th, 2008, 12:03 AM

#2 sounds like Nikki Sixx to me too. His ex-wife is Donna D'Errico (formerly of Baywatch and that's about it) so she's C-list at best. I think their divorce was pretty nasty and he's with Kat Von D now so...