Panache Report - 03/31/08

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

If you like having taste in yur mouth, you will keep quiet!

How do I know? When you grow up in a small town, everything that is done hits the rumor mill in seconds. If it takes place on a weekend, when all the newly licensed bored high schoolers are cruising, everyone is going to see you doing it.

The next time someone tells me,"OMG! Look!" I won't. She was one of the head cheerleaders, or would that be cheerleader head..hmm, in a small southern town and there were wall to wall guys, who opened the windows and doors, then called and paged everyone they knew.

The only thing being said by the dozens of people standing in the street was,"Their running a train on her."

I'm still scarred. *cries and shakes*

* RIS is about to go all Ike Turner on me.*

And your town sounds more interesting than most cities.

[RevellingInSane]

^^It only takes one whore to support the gossipmongers of the whole town.

[kingcap72]

^^Well, it takes a whore to raise the STD count in a village.