Entertainment Lawyer 03/28/08

mrs.v · March 28th, 2008, 03:10 PM

#1 - This is quite the pair. A former adult film actress and a member of a girl's singing group were all over each other at a recent event. They also seemed to go the bathroom together every five minutes. Weak bladders I guess.

#2 - Another singer. This one is young and married and female, and is definitely an A list singer if there were such a category. Not married to a celebrity so you can just take that Avril Lavigne guess right out of your head. Seems the thing they most enjoy in their sex life is bringing in another person. Always guys. Seems our young husband can't quite decide which team he is playing for and likes the extra boost that a guy brings to the bedroom.

#3 - This former B list television actress on a very hit network show with a very catchy name is now a C lister. It is no wonder her career is in the crapper if she treated her co-workers the way she treats her husband. At a party this week, she yelled at him not once, not twice, but at least three times always in front of people. "Idiot," "Can't believe I'm married to you," and "I told you no ice," were just some of the things she made sure everyone heard. Her husband just seemed to put up with it and weakly smiled when people looked his way.

#4 - Most of the time when you are having an affair with a co-worker it is easy to keep your spouse away from the co-worker. But what do you do when you have to walk the red carpet with your wife, while your mistress is standing right next to you and starts chatting with your wife? Such was the case this week during one of the press events for new television shows. The show is award winning and brilliant. A drama. The actress is a C lister with a few starring roles in a couple of television shows. The married actor is also C list with this show being his first big break.

#1 is def Jenna Jameson and Aubey O'Day.

RevellingInSane · March 28th, 2008, 03:15 PM

1. Jenna and Aubrey
2. Aguilera or Michelle Branch
3.?
4. ?

ingi · March 28th, 2008, 03:21 PM

Mar 28 2008Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O'Day? Okay, sure

More: Aubrey O'Day, Jenna Jameson

Let's say you're Aubrey O'Day (yellow dress) of Danity Kane. You've got a hit CD and a huge performance last night at Opera Nightclub in Hollywood. Who do you show up with? She figured "How do you lose with Jenna Jameson?" Makes sense in a retarded sort of way. Anyway, Aubrey was also recently hanging out with Kim Kardashian, so maybe she's looking into adult films. If Jenna Jameson is, finally, passing the torch to Aubrey O'Day, tell the Elders of Porn they have my vote. The Superficial - Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O'Day? Okay, sure

Sasha · March 28th, 2008, 03:40 PM

1.-Are there pictures?
2. Aguilera
3. Courtney Cox Arquette
4. Who cares?

baked_tater · March 28th, 2008, 03:42 PM

Jenna looks awful in this pic.

Dixie Normos · March 28th, 2008, 03:51 PM

#3 SJP? She and Matt looked out of sorts at her brother's (cousin?) play debut.

Just Kill Me · March 28th, 2008, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by baked_tater

Jenna looks awful in this pic.

Really? I was shocked that she looks less frightening than usual.

Davalicious · March 28th, 2008, 07:37 PM

1. Jenna and Aubrey
2. LeAnn Rimes
3 ?
4 ?

awshuks · March 28th, 2008, 08:27 PM

I agree that #2 is Leann Rimes.

Raspberry gashes · March 28th, 2008, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sasha

3. Courtney Cox Arquette

I agree.

sparkly · March 28th, 2008, 11:40 PM

2. I thought of Leann Rimes, but would she be considered A list? I don't keep up with country music.

My gut told me it is Aguilera (who has made more than one comment about being into girls and threesomes).

notdatbigyet · March 29th, 2008, 08:38 AM

I think it's Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Natalie Dormer for no. 4.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Natalie Dormer Reena Hammer The Tudors Season 2 premiere in New York

SweetPea · March 29th, 2008, 03:27 PM

1. Most def Jenna & Aubrey
2. LeAnn Rimes - Christina would rather have a girl threesome

feedthepilot · March 29th, 2008, 05:05 PM

I'm jumping on the LeAnn Rimes train for #2 too. I think in the world of country music, she'd be "A List."

#3: I agree "catchy name" points to Courtney Cox, but is she really C List now? I know she's on cable but she produces/headlines and has past awards and is extremely recognizable.

That's C List? Dunno...

judejack · March 29th, 2008, 06:40 PM

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#3: I agree "catchy name" points to Courtney Cox, but is she really C List now? I know she's on cable but she produces/headlines and has past awards and is extremely recognizable.

That's C List? Dunno...

I agree. She was A-list on Friends and she stars/produces her own show "Dirt" and has a number of additional producing credits. That would make her B-list now, not C-list. It's got to be someone else.