Panache Report 3/27/08

[judejack]

BLIND ITEM: "NBA WIFE SWAPPING & SWINGING"

East Coast:

The new trend among a few black players in the NBA is wife swapping. A player from a East Coast team often swaps his wife with another player and vice versa on an irregular basis.

They are both trying to add spice to their marriage and they are best friends on the team. Before this agreed up arrangement, one of the players was having an affair with his personal assistant.

Sadly, the wives will do anything to hold on to their men, even if they're not comfortable with it.

One defends the practice by saying, "Well, at least I know the woman my husband is having sex with and he knows the man I'm having sex with."


West Coast:

You don't have to be a sports fan to know who this NBA star is. The open marriage he shares with his wife is slowly leaking out. She found out about his numerous outside kids as well as his jump-off and wifey.

She threatened to take him to the cleaners unless he agreed to an open marriage. She got involved with another NBA player. Rumor has it, our star had him traded.

They recently attended a very affluent and discreet swingers event for celebrities. He participated in a group orgy but became enraged when his wife engaged in sex with a celebrity at the party.

He grabbed her and made a scene, telling her, "you are the mother of my kids, I dare you!" despite the fact he participated in an orgy. When she brought this up, he said, "men have different needs than women, accept it."

According to our source, after she dressed, he roughly grabbed her by the arm and they exited the party.

From a poster (Nubian) on Panache:
East Coast...
Stephon Marbury & Jamal Crawford

Crawford's wife(she has that stripper vibe)...
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5969/65fq.jpg

Stephon's wife...
www.filmmagic.com/ItemListing.aspx?cgl=52388...

The consensus for West Coast so far is Kobe until he's notted.

[blissfullyunaware]

Shaunie O'Neal, they 'were' going to get a divorce & suddenly are not. I could be wrong about that.

[Dixie Normos]

#2 I hate that MENtality: it's ok for me to cheat, but no way my wife can too. It's ok that I get my fantasy fulfilled, but she can't have hers. I hope she smartens up, drags his name through the mud and takes him to the cleaners.

[OrangeSlice]

Originally Posted by Dixie Normos

#2 I hate that MENtality: it's ok for me to cheat, but no way my wife can too. It's ok that I get my fantasy fulfilled, but she can't have hers. I hope she smartens up, drags his name through the mud and takes him to the cleaners.

I hope she kicks him in the balls (or worse) and asks him what his "needs" are now.

[kingcap72]

I would've said the East Coast player was Jason Kidd, but since he and his psycho wife Joumana are getting divorced and he got traded to Dallas that rules him out.

The West Coast one is definitely Kobe. He got Shaq traded. Plus, after his legal troubles I'm sure his wife wanted more than just a $2 million ring.

[McJag]

4. It was a 4 million ring.

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by McJag

4. It was a 4 million ring.

Yeah, you're right. It was $4 million.

[Laurent]

When she brought this up, he said, "men have different needs than women, accept it."

If I were #2's wife and he said that to me, what he'd need is a good orthodontist.