Panache Report - 03/24/08

sanlee · March 23rd, 2008, 07:49 PM

BLIND ITEM: (STUNTIN)
This black male celebrity wants to be a superstar so bad, that he will do anything, and I mean anything, to achieve this goal.
Like many celebrities, he is also responsible for staging publicity stunts and incidents, his nickname is the "stuntmaster." He even thought he would blow up after one of these publicity stunts. He mistakenly thought rich Hollywood women would be seeking him out for sex and help with the bills, he wanted to be a "kept man/gigolo." He even told his boyz, he would get a rich sugar mama out of the deal, didn't happen.
Despite this letdown, he still parades around town like the ultimate playa with game on lock!
He lives way above his means and is barely surviving but he continues to go on expensive shopping sprees and he also purchases custom made jewelry. His car garage is also valued over $1 million dollars.
He is a self-proclaimed freak and there are at least two sex tapes of him that haven't seen the light of day. On one of the tapes, he appears high, in the middle of a menage a trois, with a unconscious girl and a guy. Before this short film ends, the guy is touching and rubbing his backside and they seem to be gravitating towards one another and the girl seems unresponsive.
This would not be surprising because one of his boyz is rumored to have an underground sex tape business. He enjoys putting GHB in the drinks of women and filming them having sex. He then sells the tapes on the black market over the internet. He is currently being investigated for this practice.
Meanwhile, our male celebrity is struttin and stuntin all over Black Hollywood like he is the man.
In reality, he is barely keeping a roof over his head and barely keeping up with his car notes. If it wasn't for the generosity of family and friends, he would be possibly living in a homeless shelter.

mamaste · March 23rd, 2008, 08:04 PM

Uh, Ray J?

FierceKiten · March 23rd, 2008, 08:08 PM

Definately Ray. J

RevellingInSane · March 23rd, 2008, 08:50 PM

Ray J

Natalie · March 23rd, 2008, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by mamaste

Uh, Ray J?

yup.

Thank god for Sissy Brandy

OrangeSlice · March 23rd, 2008, 10:16 PM

As if she didn't have enough problems already.

eobane · March 24th, 2008, 06:03 AM

why does it say boyZ... maybe someone from Boyz II Men?!

cmmdee · March 24th, 2008, 09:28 AM

He enjoys putting GHB in the drinks of women and filming them having sex. He then sells the tapes on the black market over the internet. He is currently being investigated for this practice.

What the fuck? I hope they catch whoever this asshole is and lock him up.

happy8 · March 24th, 2008, 12:14 PM

Well his stunts aren't working. I never see pics/news about Ray J. (minus the sex tape) LOL

blissfullyunaware · March 24th, 2008, 01:32 PM

Ray J.This is not even blind...lol

FierceKiten · March 24th, 2008, 07:33 PM

Watch this video, fast forward to "1:18", things after that get intersting.

Bossip l Ray J still running his mouth

Natalie · March 24th, 2008, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by FierceKiten

Watch this video, fast forward to "1:18", things after that get intersting.

Bossip l Ray J still running his mouth

He (and all those other guys) sound like morons

sparkly · March 24th, 2008, 11:36 PM

Ray J! I can't stand this fuckwit.

liza38 · March 25th, 2008, 03:48 PM

I instantly thought Lil Wayne
because of the "boyz" and the "stuntin" allusions..
When Lil Wayne first started out he was in a group called the Hot Boyz
and one of his hit songs is called "Stuntin' Like My Daddy"
Edit: he is DEFINITELY a self-proclaimed freak. And there were plenty gay rumors surrounding a picture of him and Birdman

But it doesn't fit since I think Lil Wayne is pretty successful... but who knows.

yummyboo · March 25th, 2008, 07:19 PM

the gigolo reference made me think of nick cannon (since he diid record a song about him being a gigolo). he dated kim k. because she was best friends w/ paris at the time, and he thought that through that association he would blow up. plus that sham of a engagement w/ the victoria's secret model. he seems desperate to me for publicity.