Brooke Shields? Don't know who the actor would be though.
This former A list film actress from many years ago, and now a B lister on television who isn't that old despite the length of her career was having a chat with another woman. They were discussing the length of a certain piece of anatomy on some actors they had been with. Our A list actress said that when she had sex with this C list television actor on her show, that he was really well endowed. She went on to say that it made a nice change from her husband. Yes husband. Seems that he is small and the only way he can get off is if he imagines that our actress is a man. Not much of a stretch if you ask me.
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
Brooke Shields? Don't know who the actor would be though.
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Glenn Close/Tate Donavan or Calista Flockhart/Rob Lowe. Though I'm not 100% certain if Calista's married.
Glenn used to be an A-list film actress, and she looks mannish.
^^Calista's dating Harrison Ford, but they are not married.
I like the Brooke Shields guess.
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I like the Brook guess.
the term 'not that old' is throwing me.
That said, I like the thrice married, current TV darling Glenn Close for this because I heard she and Woody Harrelson had a fling....and he's rumored to have a very nice tool.
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If it's Brooke Shields she could have meant Judd Nelson from her show Suddenly Susan.
This could also be SJP and Big could be well endowed and Matthew imagines her as a man. She's been acting since 1974 and she's not that old.
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I like the Brooke Shields guess.
I'd say she was an A-list film actress back in the time of "Pretty Baby" and "The Blue Lagoon." She's had a long career for someone that's only 42 years-old.
I don't know who the C-list television actor is. That Judd Nelson guess is intriguing, but I don't think he's considered primarily a tv actor, even though he did "Suddenly Susan" with her.
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I LOVE the SJP guess, because it makes so much sense, especially with saying "it's not that much of a stretch, if you ask me." In no way could Brooke Shields easily be mistaken for a man.
has SJP ever been A List?
I say Brooke Shields
Was SJP A list for film years ago? I'm too lazy to IMDB her....
Is it Happy Hour yet?
I don't think so, but was Brooke either? The way it's phrased it's someone who started in the biz young like them, but I don't feel like either of them fit.
Brooke's movie career was at its peak with:
Was she "A list" with those? Her movie career tanked after that.
- Endless Love (1981) .... Jade Butterfield
- The Blue Lagoon (1980) .... Emmeline
Brooke definitely fits for the mannish part, I'm afraid. But she doesn't fit for a former A-lister. Plus, her husband Chris Henchy is not an actor. Other manly actresses? Nichollete Sheridan, Hilary Swank, Uma Thurman, Daryl Hannah, Cameron Diaz...but none of them fit. SJP is a good guess too but Mathew Broderick was never a TV actor. Hmm...
I originally liked Glenn for this, but she's in her early 60s, so I'm inclined towards Brooke. I'd consider her A-list when she made Pretty Baby and even Blue Lagoon (despite the fact that it tanked). Around that time she was on a billion Vogue covers; caused a massive hoo-hah when she did the 'Nothing Gets Between Me & My Calvins' jeans ad, and was basically always headlines. (Trivial aside: acc to imdb, she and Glenn Close are distantly related.)
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